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« on: September 12, 2011, 11:05:21 AM »
Dear Facebook,
Every time I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her?"
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Is she your sister..??? :D:
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« on: September 11, 2011, 12:43:01 PM »
Patient : Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.
Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi. :D:
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« on: August 22, 2011, 01:04:46 PM »
SALESMAN- Sir cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
SANTA- Nahi,hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyaar nahi karte aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega..!!
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« on: August 22, 2011, 12:54:19 PM »
santa-ghar ka sara saman chupa do
banta-kyun
santa-mere dost aa rahe hain hai......
banta-chura lenge kya
santa nahi pehchan lenge......  :
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« on: August 22, 2011, 12:48:20 PM »
Santa to Shopkeeper: Gora Karn Wali Creme Haigi, Tere Kol,
Shopkeeper: Haan Hai
Santa: Fer Saale Launda Kyun Ni, Teri Sakal Dekh Ke Main Roz Dar Janda Haan :D:
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« on: August 22, 2011, 12:40:08 PM »
Ik Navi Jehi Bus Vich College Di Sari Kudiyan Chad Gayi,
Te Bus Full Ho Gayi…
Conductor: No More, No More Please.
Santa: Sala, Morniya, Morniya Chadha Layiyan Te Hun Sadi Vaari Kehenda No More, No More. :D:
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« on: August 22, 2011, 12:37:53 PM »
Girl: Jad Tuhanu Meri Yaad Aundi Ae, Tan Tusi Ki Karde Ho?
Boy: Main Tuhadi Favourite Ice Cream Kha Lena.
And Tusi Ki Karde Ho?
Girl: Main Jarda La Leni Aa.
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« on: August 12, 2011, 09:49:34 PM »
Cool 8 Morals for life:
1. Money is not everything. There's also Mastercard & Visa.
2. One should love animals. They are tasty too.
3. Save water. Drink beer.
4. Studying is healthy. So leave it for the sick.
5. Books are holy. So don't touch them.
6. Don't shout in the class. it disturb those who are sleeping.
7. Love your neighbor. But don't get caught.
8. Every one should marry bcoz happiness is not the only thing in life.
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« on: July 22, 2011, 03:19:44 PM »
Shiv Kumar Batalvi was born in village Lohtian (Pakistan) on October 8, 1937.
After Partition he migrated to Batala along with his parents.
His father was a patawri.
He only studied up to matric.
He worked as a patawri for a short time when he was young.
He moved to Chandigarh in 1965.
His first book on poetry Peeran Da Paraga was published in 1960.
After coming to Chandigarh he joined the State Bank of India as a librarian.
He was a heavy drinker.
He became famous after the publication of Loona.
Alcoholism took his life at a young age on May 6, 1973.
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« on: July 14, 2011, 10:15:24 AM »
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« on: July 09, 2011, 10:54:26 AM »
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« on: July 08, 2011, 10:20:14 AM »
Points To Ponder
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« on: July 05, 2011, 02:47:18 PM »
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« on: July 01, 2011, 01:19:36 PM »
Some of my favorite, feel free to add yours.
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« on: June 24, 2011, 11:42:18 AM »
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« on: June 21, 2011, 12:42:28 PM »
Patient to Nurse: I Love You. Tumne mera dil chura liya hai!Nurse: Chal hat jhute, humne to teri kidney churai hai !! 
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« on: June 21, 2011, 11:54:36 AM »
USA-Hamare Dogs football khelte hai............
JAPAN-Hamari Fish dance karti hai..............
CHINA-Hamare Hathi cycle chalate hai...........
INDIA-Hamare Gadhe GOVT. chalate hai........... :D: :D:
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« on: June 14, 2011, 11:28:16 AM »
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