Ik munda, sadak te tureya janda si
Tan, Ik amli cycle te chadiaya janda,
Oh amli, munde vich vaj janda, 
Oh dowen buri taran dig jande a.
Jadon dowen uth painde a ,te amli mundey nu kehnda,
"O kuj nehi hoya, mari moti raggarr aye hai..."
"jah jake parsad churrah, te mandir jake matha teki tera bachaa ho gia."
Mundey nu bada gussa charda, te kehnda, "Keda bachaa ho gia, saliyaa nale tan mere sattan laa tiyan te nalle kehinda bachaa ho giya."
Amli kehnda, "oye meri gal mun tera bachaa ho giya tere vich mein cycle maar dhitta."
Munda kehnda, "oh kyon."
Oh kamleyaa, Pichon ta mein Truck chalaounda ayaan, cycle ta mein ithonk he chukeya!!!!"

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This is the letter written to bill gates from Banta singh from Punjab



Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur
money.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?

Best regards,
Banta Singh

[!--fonto:Comic Sans MS--][span style=\"font-family:Comic Sans MS\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:5--][span style=\"font-size:18pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#000000--][span style=\"color:#000000\"][!--/coloro--]I start wid fun , but end wid misin u[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]

[!--coloro:#000000--][span style=\"color:#000000\"][!--/coloro--][!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]ਕਰਦਾ ਹਾਂ ਬੇਨਤੀ ਆਪਣੇ ਸੱਭ ਯਾਰਾਂ ਨੂੰ, ਕਰੀਓ ਨਾ ਇਸ਼ਕ ਅੱਜ ਕਲ ਦਿਆਂ ਨਾਰਾਂ ਨੂੰ, ਲਾਉਂਦੀਆਂ ਨੇ ਯਾਰੀ ਇਕ ਦੂਜੀ ਨੂੰ ਵਿਖਾਉਣ ਲਈ, ਦਿੰਦੀਆਂ ਨੇ ਧੋਖਾ ਫਿਰ ਜੱਗ ਨੂੰ ਹਸਾਉਣ ਲਈ, ਠੱਗਿਆ ਗਿਆ 'serial' ਇਸ ਇਸ਼ਕ ਦੇ ਬਜ਼ਾਰ ਵਿੱਚ, ਹਾਰੀ ਬੈਠਾ ਸੱਭ ਉਸ ਕੁੜੀ ਦੇ ਪਿਆਰ ਵਿੱਚ...[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--]

Sir: bacho kasam khao kabhi , sharab , cigret , jua or ladki ko nahin shoyuge . Desh k liye jaan tak de doge ??
Baache: de denge sir , aisi zindagi jikar kya karenge .

[!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--sizeo:3--][span style=\"font-size:12pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--fonto:Comic Sans MS--][span style=\"font-family:Comic Sans MS\"][!--/fonto--][!--coloro:#FFA500--][span style=\"color:#FFA500\"][!--/coloro--]Hurt a true heart in love as many times as u want , it wont stop lovin u...
But if u cheat a true heart , it wont hurt or hate u , but it wont dare 2 love u again[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]

[!--fonto:Comic Sans MS--][span style=\"font-family:Comic Sans MS\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#000000--][span style=\"color:#000000\"][!--/coloro--]Bade khatt paaye sohne sajjna nu..haje tak ni koi jawaab aaya.....
ya fir kalam tutti ya shahi mukki......ya fir rabb ne kagzan da kaal paeya....
ya fir daakiye di saari daak rud gyi......ya daakk khaane vich buchaal aaya.....
rabb meher kare eho yehe sajjna di.....jinhu yaaran da bhi naii khyaal aaya...
                       
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         Likh likh paawan chithiyan.....howe pyaar tan uttar koi aawe
         tod tod khaan raat nu........mainu apni manjhi de paawe
         paati yehi jindri asan.......yaaro bethke gama de naal seeti
         sohne ye malook jatt ne.....zind yaar de hawaale kitti
         zind sohne de hawaale kitti....zind yaar de hawaale kitti
       
         Rabb kade maaf na kare.....shadd jaande jo bichaale akkhaan laake
         Do dil vichad challe.......ajj kasma pyaar dian khaa ke
         bhar bhar ron aakkhiyan......kudi rondi bhi jama na chup kitti
         sohne ye manook jatt ne.....zind yaar de hawaale kitti
         zind sohne de hawaale kitti.......zind yaar de hawaale kitti

         Rabb jaane kadon milange...meri bhajj k bukkal vich behja
         palle na kujh tenu den nu.....mera kadd k kalja leja
         ni agge hass hass mildi.......ajj khadi ain kyu ni chupp kitti
         sohne ye malook jatt ne...........zind yaar de hawaale kitti
         zind sohne de hawaale kitti.......zind yaar de hawaale kitti
         
         sari waale ki jaande......dukh ashkaan nu kehde lot khaawe
         saanu bhi hun pata laggeya........yaari naal alldan na kade lawe
         sallan picho ajj serial ne........darroo yaar di akkhan cho peeti
         sohne ye malook jatt ne....zind yaar de hawaale kitti
         zind sohne de hawaale kitti.......zind yaar de hawaale kitti[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]

hi ppl