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British Gangsters Reginald Kray and Ronald Kray

[!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#000000--][span style=\"color:#000000\"][!--/coloro--]The Krays were the most notorious criminals of the 1960s, heading an organised underworld empire of protection rackets, violence and murder.Reggie was 10 minutes older than Ronnie. Their seven years younger cousin charlie was mastermind. When they were small, and the twins were soon involved in juvenile crime.Both were promising amateur boxers.They buyed snooker club in 20 pounds they killed every peoples inside the club at that time and put sword in owners mouth and just buy it in 20 pounds.In the 1950s they set up an East End protection racket and in 1960 moved into the West End to open a gambling club, Esmerelda's Barn, in Knightsbridge.By the end of the 1950s, the Krays were involved in hijacking, armed robbery and arson, through which means they acquired a small empire of clubs and other properties.They operate the gang and charlie make deals.Reggie married Frances Shea in 1965. They were not well known to the public until July 1964, when the Sunday Mirror ran a story that Scotland Yard had been investigating a homosexual relationship between a prominent peer and a leading thug in the London underworld. whole london was in there feet.Ronnie shot George Cornell in the Blind Beggar public house in Whitechapel in 1966 for calling him a "fat poof". A year later Reggie stabbed Jack 'The Hat' McVitie in a flat in North London. His body was never found. In 1968 both were sentenced to life imprisonment, with a non-parole period of thirty years.Queen is so scared to make them out from prison . she imprisoned them for whole life.Ronnie died of a heart attack aged 62 in Broadmoor in 1995. Charlie cried on Reggie's shoulder at Ronnie's funeral. In June 1997 Charlie was found guilty of masterminding a £39m cocaine plot and jailed for 12 years. He was convicted of offering to supply the drug to undercover police officers and also of supplying 2kg of the drug worth £63,500. Charlie's death leaves Reggie still dreaming of release after serving more than 30 years
         
The movie was big hit based on their life story The Krays[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]

[!--sizeo:5--][span style=\"font-size:18pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#000000--][span style=\"color:#000000\"][!--/coloro--]yaar tera reh giya ni honka bhar k...tur gayi school nu tu sunaa karke......seene mar k judai wala baida fann ni...........tu tan saade nall nu nee kar gi ae BA sathon niklee na verne +1 nee[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]

[!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]vich canteena de saada kharcha oh karvandi rahi,
pizza,burger ,pastry te ki-ki hor mangandi rahi...
chukk vich aake gairan di hun passa vat ke langdi ae,
ik waar pi leya c thanda hun 11 rupaye mangdi ae...
main keha ohnu k 15 da tenu juice pilaya, 5 rupee da samose,
6 rupee da nimbu lemon, te 30 rupaye de dosse..
3 rupaye chah de vi ehna ch jod lavi,
APNE 11 KATT KE TU ,
MERE 48 MOD DEVIN [img src=\"style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/biggrin.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":D\" border=\"0\" alt=\"biggrin.gif\" /][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]

[!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Kabhi mere dost kaha karte the ki
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Jaan bhi maango to haazir hai.

Aaj woh apni girlfriend ko "jaan" kehte hain
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Saalo ab karo "jaan" haazir[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]

[!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Santa first time travelling in plane.

Plane begin to run on runway.

Santa got angry and said, "Saaleyo jahaaj ta agge hi 4 ghante late aa tusin sadko-sadki paa leya".[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]

[!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]How often have we heard these dialogues!!..

* The eternal reason for being the victim of anything that can happen to you in hindi films:

"Mai gareeb hoon na, isliye...."

* Old hindi movie : "Aiye ji sunte ho..Aap bade woh hein."



* Judge announcing his decision in filmi court: "Gawaaoon key
bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey Taz-e-raat-e-hind,
dafaa 302 ke tahet, muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai"

* "Muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai"

* "Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo
bhi kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin
kahoonga."

* "Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey"

* "Raam Raam kaaka"

* "Jug Jug jiyo beta "

* "Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe"

* Typical farmer ka dialogue : "mainey is zameen ko apne khoon
sey seencha hai"

* "Hum jahaan khade hote hein, line wahin sey shuru hoti hai"

* "Mai kahti hoon, Door ho jaa meri nazron sey"

* "Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein"

* A Prem-Chopra-type villian to the heroine/village belle: " In gori
gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai"

* "Chhod do mujhe, bhagwaan ke liye chhod do"

* "Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley!"

* doctor: "Ab Sab oopar waale key haath mein hai"

* The doctor to the paitent's near n' dear one : "I'm sorry, hum
kuch nahin kar sakey"

* doctor : "Chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to....."

* "Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa."

* "Jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna "

* Amitabh in a hajaar movies : "Nahin chhodunga tujhe. Jaan sey
maar daaloonga."

* "Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga"

* "Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai"

* A heroine's expression of what love does to her : "Mera dil
dhak-dhak karta hai"

* "Ajji sunte ho, munna ke pitajee "

* Rich father to son : "Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga"

* "Zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana diya"

* Dharmendra in a hajaar movies : "Kutte! Kamine!....." " Yeh
Taklooooo!"

* Lalita Pawar in a hajaar scenes : "Chudeil! Kide pade tere ....."

* Best way to threaten someone from doing anything against your
wishes :
"Agar tumhe maine yeh karne diya, to mera naam ______ nahin"
"Tumne yeh kiya, to mujhse bura koi nahin hoga"

* "Woh kutte ki maut marega "

* "Bol! Bol heere kahan chuppa rakhe hai "

* The favoirite emotional blackmail :
"Tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi"

* Inspector Iftekar on a megaphone : "Apne aap ko police ke
hawaale kar do. Police ne chaaron taraf sey tumhe gher liya hai" "Apne hathiyaar phenk do"

* The classic : "Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti!"

* "Jurm ki duniya ka betaaj badshah ... Kaaliya/Don/whatever "

* Tikku Talsaniya in a hajaar movies "Ouff! Yeh kya ho raha hai"

* Keshto in a million movies "Hi-HEEYAAHH!"

* Shatru a hajaar times "Abbe ChaparGanju!"

* The villian's sidekick : "Boss! Maal pakda gaya"

* "Jo sheeshe ke gharon mein rehne hein, woh doosron pe paththar
nahin phenkte"

* "Hum woh hein jo paththar ko kaanch se tod liya karte hein"

* All filmi chowkidaars : "Shhalaam Shhaab!"

*- The stereotypical announcer : "Bhaiyon aur behnon...." " Ladies
and Gentlemen ..." - Mehmood, the announcer : "Ladies and Ledas...."

* "Har kutte ka din aata hai "

* "Mai tumahara aihsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolonga"

* "Police mere peeche lagi hui hai .."

* "Hato naa! Log kya kahenge"

* "Khabardaar jo mujhe haath bhi lagayaa .."

* "Aarre! isse to tez bukhaar hai"

* "Gurkha, isse dhakke maarke bahar nikaal do"

* "pulice ko tum jaise naujawaanon per naaz hai"

* "Goli se udaa do usse"

* Nirupa roy's favourite "Ek baar mujhe maa kehkar pukaro beta"

* Gracious father taking the blame for his son : "Yeh khoon maine
kiya hai, melod!"

* "Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna"

* "... mujhe tumhaare is behte hue khoon ki kasam ...."

* "Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehnga padega"

* "Beti, tu to paraya dhan hai"

* "Pesh hai duniya ke jaane-maane kalakaar, Miss Renu"

* "Zabaan ko lagaam do .."

* The hindi film unnux : "Aaja re mere raaja "

* On a suhaagraat nite, wife to husband : "Doodh pee lijiya"

* "Seedhi Anguli se ghee nikalne waala nahin"

* "Hume tedi anguli se ghee nikaalna aata hai"

* "Kutte ki dum tedi-ki-tedi hi rehti hai "

* "Bhabhi, tumhare haath ki chai peene ko man kar raha hai"

* Dharmendra : "Chun Chun ke maaroonga, ek-ek ko chun chun
ke maroonga"

* "Tune mere peeth pe chura bhoka hai"

Specific dialogues :
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* Hapless victim: "Bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chhod do!"
Shakti Kapoor : "Aaare bhagwaan ke liye chhod doon to mai kya
karoon? prasaad khaoon?"

* Utpal Dutt to his daughter in GolMaal :
"Tumhari shaadi usse nahin hogi jisse tum pyaar karti ho, balki usse
hogi jisse mai pyaar karta hoon."

Here are more contributed by Thaka Lund:

1. Yahan teri izzat bachane koi nahi ayega

2. Kanoon jazbaat nahi, saboot dekhti hai

3. judge sahab, maine khoon nahi kiya.

4. kash tum mera yakin kar sakti

5. mein kisi ke muh dikhane kabil nahi rahi

6. ham barbad ho gaye

7. ghar mein jawan beti hai ........

8. tumhare khyal kitne neech hain

9. Tum mujhe galat samajh rahi ho....kash mein sachchai bata sakta [!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]

Zarda mera gir gaya niche
Pagal haan main tere pichhe

Fernail te machhar beh ni sakda
Tere bin hun main reh ni sakda

Capsul khane chjad ni sakda
Tainu dil cho kad ni sakda

Ishk tere di shishi lau
Tere naal hi vyah karvau

Bapu tere nu teeka la ke
Tainu main lai jau bhaja ke

Bruuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]A jatt passing thru a jungle

A beautiful chudail stops him and says "Hoo hoo haa haa...main chudail hoon"

Jatt: Fer vekhdi ki hain...chhetti chimbar ja[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]

[!--coloro:#000000--][span style=\"color:#000000\"][!--/coloro--][!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Oh gal kardi muskurai
Asin samjheya kudi line te aayi
Fer usne saade number di mang payi
Asin vi apni saari yaari uste lutayi
Fer usne apni bebe saade naal milayi
Asin pure mohalle wich vandi mithayi
Fer pata nahi sade dil wich ki aayi
Asin naal lai gaye apna bhai
Pata nahi veere ne ki kahani payi
Yaaron ajj oh kudi hai sadi bharjai


Moral: Apni gf nu apne bhai naal na milao[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--]

[!--sizeo:5--][span style=\"font-size:18pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#000000--][span style=\"color:#000000\"][!--/coloro--]I start lovin u........ afta i hurtd u[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]