Author Topic: Story Time! :) (Read 8702 times)

noname · « **Reply #20 on:** October 13, 2012, 01:07:13 PM »

Quote from: Sania ❤ on October 13, 2012, 01:05:35 PM

phir ohnu chudail labh di aa jehdi ohnu awaja mardi si.
ohnu jaa ke puch da va "beeba tu hai kaun? ethe ki kardi aa?"

Te bibi boldi yaa baba g Hun menu bhul Gaye
Viah vale din tan menu Mercedes ch bithaa leh k aye c

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **Reply #20 on:** October 13, 2012, 01:07:13 PM »

sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **Reply #21 on:** October 13, 2012, 01:10:11 PM »

LOL

sukh ohnu kehnda "beeba main ina jwaan aa and mere kol ta mercedes bhi haini. tu khede naal aagi es ghar vich?"

noname · « **Reply #22 on:** October 13, 2012, 01:12:55 PM »

Bibi kehndi tut peneyan aah do chote chote bache jor gwandyian de ne

...
Hor*

sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **Reply #23 on:** October 13, 2012, 01:17:31 PM »

:D: tut peneya. nice one.

ah lo mere do bache bhi ho ge. menu lagda raati kuch jaada hi pee li si main. amnesia ho gayi menu. ohdan main gwaandiya nu puch ke auna ke ohna de neyane ta nahi gwaach ge.

noname · « **Reply #24 on:** October 13, 2012, 01:19:14 PM »

Bibi kehdi chal mein vi naal hi jandi yaa kite menu tan hi confuse ni hoyi
Lol

sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **Reply #25 on:** October 13, 2012, 01:25:39 PM »

sukh: "le lo bibi nu eh bhi nahi yaad ki ohde neyane aa ya kissi hor de. kalyug aageya. chal tu bhi naal chaal."
gwandi: "oh bhi eh ta tere hi neyane aa. dekh kini shetaani shakal aa. eh hor kisse de nahi ho sakde."

rofl.

noname · « **Reply #26 on:** October 13, 2012, 01:30:21 PM »

Bibi sukh nu Hun believe ho geya
Baba jeha apne neyane ni pchanda ( recognize)

sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **Reply #27 on:** October 13, 2012, 01:36:18 PM »

sukh: "haye main ik raaat vich hi buddah ho geya?! chaal koi na. apne jwaaka da naam ki si pala?"

jeet Mr.Lonely · « **Reply #28 on:** October 13, 2012, 02:15:10 PM »

jwwak gwandiya di kudi naal movie vekhn gye hoye c baad ch talibaan ne hmla krke ohna nu kidnap kr leya :D: :D: :D: dishkeyo dishkeyo goliyaa chalia :D: :D: wah mere spl effects :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

oskar ta pkka aa best story da mera es barr :D: :laugh: :Laugh:

sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **Reply #29 on:** October 13, 2012, 02:26:29 PM »

:laugh: ahahahahah. :D: dishkeyo dishkeyo

sukh: "maar jo dubh ke. ah talibaan ne bhi hamla kaar ta. munda bhi ajj hi mileya, kidnap bhi ho geya. ki villain nu adat payi aa senti moments te family nu agwa karan di. es bibi nu le jaande pata nahi kitho aagi muh chuk ke gharwali baan gi."
bibi: "marjaneya, munde nu bacha jaa ke!"
sukh: "tu bacha ta. munde nu bacha. ethe main tenu superman lagda va?! tehr police nu phone kar da."
*phone ringing tring tring tring tring*
kidnapper: "police ko phone kiya toh anjaam bahut burra ho ga."
sukh: "acha hor hoon ah changa time chalda. aageya vada hindi master. bollywood wale role nahi dinde ta kidnapper baan jande aa. tutt peneya phone rakh munda vapas kaar ke jaa mera."

jeet Mr.Lonely · « **Reply #30 on:** October 13, 2012, 02:35:10 PM »

kidnaper nu gussa anda hai oh munde nu shilpa shetty de kapde pwa k choli k peeche wala dance krwanda hai :D: :D: :D: like ku ku ku ku :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: pehla koi nhi njoy krda but jado munda khud da dance njoy krda odu sab njoy krn lag pende :D: :D: :D:

laden nu jado eh kahbar mili ta osne munde da show book krta 10 rs. per ticket ajj oh munda hritik roshan ban chukeya hai :D: :D: :D: :D: te dance krda hai

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baki bache hajee vi ku ku ku krn di koshish kr rahe ne

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sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **Reply #31 on:** October 13, 2012, 07:01:28 PM »

ehna kuch dekh ke sukh kehnda va:
“haye mera munda changa bhala si ehna ne hrithik bana ta. ehna nu hor koi nahi labheya eho jeha kaam karaun nu. item dance girl ta suneya si, ehna ne ta item dance boy bana ditha."
bibi: "le aavi na rohna roh, apna munda ehni tharaki kaar geya."
sukh: "aho tharaki kithi aa ohne par shilpa de kapre paun di ki lordh pe gayi si ohnu. ohde kapre mukh ge si!? utho menu hissa bhi nahi ditha laden ne. munda ta mera si."

noname · « **Reply #32 on:** October 13, 2012, 07:46:32 PM »

Quote from: Sania ❤ on October 13, 2012, 07:01:28 PM

ehna kuch dekh ke sukh kehnda va:
“haye mera munda changa bhala si ehna ne hrithik bana ta. ehna nu hor koi nahi labheya eho jeha kaam karaun nu. item dance girl ta suneya si, ehna ne ta item dance boy bana ditha."
bibi: "le aavi na rohna roh, apna munda ehni tharaki kaar geya."
sukh: "aho tharaki kithi aa ohne par shilpa de kapre paun di ki lordh pe gayi si ohnu. ohde kapre mukh ge si!? utho menu hissa bhi nahi ditha laden ne. munda ta mera si."

Hahahahhahaha

jeet Mr.Lonely · « **Reply #33 on:** October 13, 2012, 09:56:59 PM »

sukh ne eh sab vekh k socheya k kyo na laden te case kitta jave ohne laden nu notice bhej ta te esdi khabar america waleya nu lag gyi ohna ne sukh nu rato raat japt kr leya te os toh pucheya k laden kithe hai. ohne dsta k laden flani thaa hai te america ne drone attack naal laden nu maarta :D: :D: :D: :D:

ajj sab nu sach pta lag gya k laen kime mareya c :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: es ch ek punjabi da hath c

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Jatt Mullanpuria · « **Reply #34 on:** October 13, 2012, 10:28:03 PM »

this is good topic, mein add karda also bhutiya haveli to this topic.

sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **Reply #35 on:** October 14, 2012, 12:47:25 AM »

jidan hi sukh nu laden di maut di khabar mil di aa oh apne munde nu ghar leaake ohnu puch da va: "nikameya tenu bada majja aunda va kudiya de kapre paa ke. tera dimaag set aa ja main kara!?"
jwaak: "bapu menu bada kinky lagda peya si."
sukh: "sharam kaar la tere naal kehdi kudi viah karau gi eh gaal sun ke?"
bibi: "baas karo masa masa ta munda ghar vapas aaya va."
sukh: "chup kaar ke beh ja acha tu ta. tere kaar ke vigard geya eh. chaal be hoon mera hissa kadh."
jwaak: "kehda hissa bapu?"
sukh: "jada baan na, chup kaar ke apne show de aade paise de de menu. ah bhootan di haveli ehda hi nahi chaldi."

jeet Mr.Lonely · « **Reply #36 on:** October 14, 2012, 01:29:04 AM »

music vjda hai james bond style tan tanan tanan tanan tanan tadum tadum :D: :D:

es sab sunde hi munda flash back ch chla janda hai osnu yaad aanda hai kime oh shipla shetty de kapde pa ke laden de samne bhari mehfil ch tumhke :dumlak: :dumlak: lganda c :D: :D:

munda -: bapu tenu eh sab enni asani naal nhi mil skda :14: :14: :14:

sukh-: na tu hor ki chahnda hai me es sab layi hun shilpa shetty wala dance kra :huhh:

bibi-: schi :wow: :wow: tusi shilpa shetty wala dance kro ge :superhappy: me hune tohade sass nu pind phone kr k aakhdi haa k tohada prona mast item number pesh krn lgga hai aajo sab sane pura pind :happy:

sukh-: agar eh gal hai ta dance ki me ehna 15 rupeya layi khoon vi kr deya ga :marro: tu lga gana mundeya ajj yaar nachn ge angreji beat te :dumlak: :dumlak:

munda-: eime kime angreji beat te :huhh: :huhh: sadi bari puri junj te aapdi bari chunni chdayi da programe eh nhi hona sukheya :14: :14: me pure mohaale nu invite kra ga te ticket chpwa k tera akhada lama ga es bhootan di haveli ch :D:

Shilpi · « **Reply #37 on:** October 14, 2012, 03:00:13 AM »

BE BRIEF BUDDIES

sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **Reply #38 on:** October 14, 2012, 07:45:28 PM »

bibi apne gharwaleya nu phone kaar ke bhootni haweli bula lendi aa and saare sukh de tumkhe dekhan layi aa jande aa. sukh da munda bhi millions kama lenda va tickta vech vech ke.

sukh: "yaar menu sachi shilpa wala dance karvauna tussi? main sheila ki jawani karna va. main belly dancing bhi sikhi aa."

bibi: "acha menu ta kadi nahi karke dikhayi."

sukh: "main ethe vehla va tere agge dance karda phira. chaal cha le ke aa."

munda: "aho bapu tu sheila wala hi kaar li. chikni chameli bhi naal naal kardi. bas kuch interesting and mast jeha kaari."

kitchen vicho aawaj aundi aa: "aho ji meri maa bhi aayi aa ohnu bhi pata laage ki ohna da jwaii kina talented aa."

sukh: "putt apni nani kolo bhi shagun lena nah bhuli."

sukhbeer · « **Reply #39 on:** October 14, 2012, 11:28:25 PM »

ohhhhh tusi aa ki mere naam to nami khapp pai janne oo lol sharam karo :hehe:

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