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Men vs Women...
« on: September 23, 2010, 12:03:02 AM »
What is the difference between men and women?


1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

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3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.


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4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


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5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage.


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6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


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8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!


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9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


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10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.
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Men vs Women...
« on: September 23, 2010, 12:03:02 AM »

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Re: Men vs Women...
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2010, 12:24:25 AM »
 :laugh: Rofl!
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Re: Men vs Women...
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2012, 10:16:02 AM »
:loll: .
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Re: Men vs Women...
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2012, 10:18:39 AM »
ha ha ha att krwa ditti bai .. :hehe:
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Re: Men vs Women...
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2012, 10:26:34 AM »
some of them are really true...
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Re: Men vs Women...
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2012, 10:28:22 AM »
sahi gala  veer .. kaafi sacha jeha  .. comparison .. :hehe:
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Re: Men vs Women...
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2012, 10:28:22 AM »
bhut ache enginer saab
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Re: Men vs Women...
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2014, 03:42:11 AM »
 :D: :D: :D:
kinia sach gallan aa  :laugh:
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Re: Men vs Women...
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2014, 03:53:47 AM »
Aaah te jmaa sach aa :D:


7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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Re: Men vs Women...
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2014, 06:20:11 AM »
Funny truth.  :loll:
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Re: Men vs Women...
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2014, 09:00:15 AM »
100% sach keha veere  :okk:

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best one = A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife :D: :D: :D:
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