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:loll: mom: hooon hoon sade naal kar rahi aa, hass aah computer val dekh rahi aa
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mom: keehde naal laggi aa :loll:

mere naal v ain hi hunda :D:

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my mum ish too cute; jado v beitha net te kehnge mainu ah gana suna de oh gana suna de :loll:

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jdo enka lagg gyia fer pta chalu putt :D:

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