Author Topic: Voting: Best Personal Story Competition (Read 3090 times)

Insane · « **on:** November 27, 2009, 04:22:42 PM »

Best Personal Story

Lao be jinha mere mitra ney Story nahi read ketti kisye di oh ethe kar sakda, Tuhadi Vote bahout kemti hai, jehnu vote paouni soch samaj k payo, Wednesday nu voting khatam

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©o∂€л@M€→47

Sat shri akal , Salaam te Namaskar sareya nu

Tusi sare menu jande hi hone aa well mei tuhade naal apni kahani share karda ki mai ithe tak kive pahuncheya

Mei Rahul , India to 4 ku saal pehla Australia aya si student Visa te. Mei ithe ik sade bhaji hona naal rehnda si. Ithe aake khana banauna wagera sab aap sikh leya. Fer aundi aa gal job di, Mei ithe aake sab to pehla car wash ch kamm kita about 4 months. Pehla car wash kita 1.5 ku months fer manager ne menu othe da supervisor bana dita, fer os wele menu petrol station te job mil gayi ( ithe gore ap petrol pande aa) as customer care. Mei othe 2.5 saal kamm kita , pehla othe mai ik employee hi si fer mei uthe assitant manager bann gaya si. Mei hafte ch 80+ hours kam karda si ,3 din baad sounda hunda si, pehla pump te car wash both karda si , din wele car wash te raat wele pump te , jad pump to mukna fer car wash te ajana, te car wash to mukna te pump te ajana.te 3 din study karke sida pump te chal janda si.Khaan peen da kuch hisab nahi si hunda.
Mei shayad ise karke daru cigreete wagera koi cheeza wal nahi hoya.
Mei pichle saal march ch study khatam karke ithe di permanent residency pa diti si te is saal january ch mei Aus da Permanent resident ho gaya si.

Pump di job mai chadd diti si kyunki oh fer kise hor ne le leya si, mei fir is Multi national company ch job apply kiti , te bass rab ne oh arzi vi manzoor kar diti, te hun 1.5 ku saal to ithe kam karda peya.
ah meri life story aa.
hope tuhanu kise nu jada bore ni kita hona :)
je kita ta am sorry

But mei competition layi nahi likheya kuch , i dnt wana be in there. jst share kiti aa
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Punjabi Stud

I been played football(talking about Rugby, not Soccer) for my school almost two years..Jad mere coach ne mainu sab to pehli game ch enter kita te..bahout funny gal hoi..mai helmet paa leya but mai naa mouth guard muh ch paya and jadd ground te geya...i was facing opposite side...mere sare team mate duje pase nu phaj reha c and mai duje passe nu muh karke khalota reha..mera coach mainu cheeka mari jave..GO DUDE GO DUDE..and after that my team mate laughed there a** off..
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Simply PENDU

Mein High School vich c and mein college vich math di class lai c (don't ask why, that's a different story). I was failing in the class, I did bad on first two exams, and I saw an opportunity. Which was that, my professor gives 5 point on next exam if you solve a problem on black board. So I noticed that nobody in class goes home and touch math book. I saw another opportunity. I went home next day, and opened my math book. I found the hardest problem in the book, of our class topic and i solved it. Lets just say, some how i got the answer to it, after working for a long time .
next day i went into class and everything happened to as i planned. Professor came in to the class and asked any H.W problem. I looked around no body spoke, obviously no one opened the math book last night. I said yes, can u please do #63 and he looked at it, he realized oh its hard. he said, " so, whose up for 5 points?"
i knew no one is going to get up, so i just sat there and let professor solve a bit. In the middle of the problem he said, who wants 5 points? Lazy class no one came on front. I said I will do it. I knew the answer, i just went to the board thr was an equation half solved, all i did just cut everything i could, i mean the "like terms" and it was only 1 step i got 5 points.
i know its not a lot, but still u know what i mean right
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ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍

today i wanna share my story jo menu v kisse ne hi dassi hai menu khud nu yaad nahi hai
mumma dasde ne
eh scenen hai 10 feb 1991 jad main 1.5 saal di c mere papa da death day

asin os time tapa, barnala rehende c te subah papa nu khabar milli ki kujh terrorist sheher ch ne
te dange v shuru hoye papa shuru ton hi bade nidar c ohna ne apna pistol naal walia nu de ditta te aap even hi chale gyae jad sare dange khatam hoe taan ik admi nali vich muh kar k pia c papa ne keha ki eh v insaan hai te os nu sidha karn lagge taan os ne papa de dil ch goli maar ditti te oh is dunia ch naa rahe jad mumma nu pta chala taan oh bhaje bhaje os jagah gaye saanu bachia nu kujh nahi c pta is cheez baare te papa nu sade pind lianda gya asin baad ch dsp uncle naal othe aaye ohna ne saanu candies v dittia c didi te veer g taan thode samajhdaar c ohna nu sab pta chal gha but menu kujh nahi c pta
papa nu manjhe te paya hoya c main baar baar papa kol jandi te kehendi
"papa utho aah dekho menu uncle te candies dittia" par oh uthde na
te fer mumma kol jandi te kehendi papa sutte pae ne uthde hi nahi
bas oh ajeha sutte ki ajj takk na uthe

ehi share karna chahundi c ji bas
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ѕαя∂αяηι

hmmmmmm
meri personal story tan ajj tak koi khas bani n...par fer v jindagi ch bohat kush vekh lea aa..... te rabb di raza ch hun jeena sikh lita aa..... char din ne jindagi de hass ke kat lao.....

Menu ik gal yaad ayi mere colg tym di ... story hai ja ki aa ..eh menu n pta...par dil kita tuhade nal sharew karn da..so kar rahi aa....
ma kudiyea de colg ch c...javan borin mahul ,....
mere colg de javan nede uni c... ma frst yr poora cha kadea colg da..colg ch h jandi rahi..fer aya 2nd yr..asi avde seniors vekhe oh badi mauja marde c.....apa keha apa pagal aa classea launde aa..ma classes bunk krni shuru kr diti sra sara din uni bethe rehna... te hasse pai jane..v r three best frnds...apa teeno masti krde rehnde c....attendnce da kdi n sochyea 2nd yr gea.. rd yr aya..fer tan colg jama band...jana h nahi class ki hunda pta h n c...je ma kdi class ch vadh jandi c...seetiyea vajdic ..ja fer piche beth ke mob. te sms chat... kini var madam ne phn fadea mera.... fer dec. ch jad attendce short hoi..sabh nu bhajda pe gea..mere nal alea ne koi nah koi bahana mar dita.. v mera xtra class c mba di tyari krdi c bla bla.... menu kush samjh n ave ma keha hun ki kra..or mera sir c ohnu sabh pta c v ma ki krdi aa..uni rehni aa parkin te ja canteen te bethi rehndi c...
ohne keha han v ki gal classes kiyu short aa...ma sabh sach das dita v ma aa kush krdi c... ..te ohne keha bache menu sabh pta aa... fer kehnda avdi mom nu bula. ma keha rehn deo sir manea n...fer ma mom nu le ke ayi..ma mom nu sabh sach das dita..ma keha tusi kush na boliyeo..par mom is mom....lage menu bachun..kehnde ma bimar rehni a a tan n aundi eh... ma keha fiteh haal. mom ma sach das dita aa...mam meri aukhi ho gai mom te..kendi tuhade naloh acha tuhada bach aa jo sach keh rea aa..fer am mom nu protect kita..keha nahi mam mom v bimar rehne aa... fer mom chale gaye...te menu dovan ne rova rova mar dita ..kehnde paper n dein deina hun..masa maniyea sir...kehnda jan je poora ayi fer dein daounga..fer ma thand ch savere saver 8 vje ala lecture laun andi c.. ..
fer ik din sir ne dusre section ch keha ki section B ch ik kudi aa ohne sabh sach dasea ..ma ohdi honesty di respect krda aa..atleast us ch sach bolan di himat c... meri tan chaddai ho gai..hero ban gai ma sari teachers de mure.. pao bhangreeeeeeeee....
tor ban gaii meri tan
ah c meri nonsense story

Pr€€t · « **Reply #1 on:** November 27, 2009, 05:00:40 PM »

sorri pendu bt eh comp da mean.....lyf kisdi vadia nd ghatia???..changi tarah samja ...ta fer soch ke vote karde aa.....cz kise da lyf vare juge karna hummmmmmmmm

Insane · « **Reply #2 on:** November 27, 2009, 05:07:50 PM »

Quote from: รฬƹƹ╬ lคﾜคк๏இ on November 27, 2009, 05:00:40 PM

sorri pendu bt eh comp da mean.....lyf kisdi vadia nd ghatia???..changi tarah samja ...ta fer soch ke vote karde aa.....cz kise da lyf vare juge karna hummmmmmmmm

yaar just pic one, jehnu tuhade dil nu shuya jaan, fer tuhanu lagda story vich dam haiga, jaan fer tuhanu hassa aeya or rona aeya, or u think its real just pick that u liked, hun te ehde vich stories eddan deyan add ho gaiya jehnu banda na vote pa sakda, na sahd sakda, ik vote ve ohde lai ghat pe sakdi,,,just think abt it ,, ghatiya te mainu nahi lagda koi vi story haigi...

Pr€€t · « **Reply #3 on:** November 27, 2009, 06:12:52 PM »

ene lambe lambe msg aa main read kardi bhudi ho jana

Mr. 806 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 27, 2009, 07:20:32 PM »

Meri Vote Sweet Alhar mutiyaar nu...Her seems very emotional and heart touching..

Pr€€t · « **Reply #5 on:** November 27, 2009, 07:36:14 PM »

voted 4 rahul....he did realii hard work...hana hard worker g

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #6 on:** November 27, 2009, 09:57:22 PM »

We started voting.. Nice...
Kal nu aa ke sariya deyya stories paroo

©odєnamє 47 · « **Reply #7 on:** November 27, 2009, 10:20:36 PM »

Quote from: รฬƹƹ╬ lคﾜคк๏இ on November 27, 2009, 07:36:14 PM

voted 4 rahul....he did realii hard work...hana hard worker g

aww thanks but sweet has a good story .hard worker nahi aa main ji

Grenade Singh · « **Reply #8 on:** November 27, 2009, 11:50:31 PM »

I should've wrote a story, lol! Thanks PENDU!

M. · « **Reply #9 on:** November 28, 2009, 07:30:53 AM »

all of the stories are nyc..
but my vote goes to sweet

ਮਾਨ ਸਾਹਿਬ · « **Reply #10 on:** November 28, 2009, 07:33:17 AM »

sadi vote jandi ah sweet nu.sachi bhari dukhbhari khahani ah.

╬нƹ ѕσυℓ мα╬ƹ™ · « **Reply #11 on:** November 28, 2009, 09:01:16 AM »

me vote nai si poni me kal pendu nu keha vi si but me sweet di story read kitti te ek tarah menu soch k badaa dukh hoyea even rona ahi keh lao so my vote goes to swweet honeyy saade layi eh story ae par tuhaade naal eh sabb hoyeaa mere kol te words vi nai aa k me ki hor kahaaa

Insane · « **Reply #12 on:** November 28, 2009, 07:23:41 PM »

Quote from: Grenade Singh on November 27, 2009, 11:50:31 PM

I should've wrote a story, lol! Thanks PENDU!

thnx kehri gal da???

vesye mein ehi dekh reha c,k GS di story ne aye, mein te teri Koi story, koi purani post vicho copy karke paste karan lageya c,,, fer mein socheya chalo rehn deo

Grenade Singh · « **Reply #13 on:** November 28, 2009, 07:51:53 PM »

Quote from: Simply PENDU on November 28, 2009, 07:23:41 PM

thnx kehri gal da???

vesye mein ehi dekh reha c,k GS di story ne aye, mein te teri Koi story, koi purani post vicho copy karke paste karan lageya c,,, fer mein socheya chalo rehn deo

apni tun haje vi karde, mera parhan nu bahut dil karda hunda!

ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ · « **Reply #14 on:** November 28, 2009, 10:27:06 PM »

thanx jinna ne v menu vote kitti but main eh sab kujh competition lai nahi c likhia oh te jad main eh topic padia taan jo os time dimag ch sab ton pehlaan aaya oh likh ditta
thanx to allllllllll jinna ne v is nu paria

hmmmmmmmmmmm
my vote goes to pendu atleast oh ik din taan pare

Insane · « **Reply #15 on:** November 28, 2009, 10:42:10 PM »

Quote from: Grenade Singh on November 28, 2009, 07:51:53 PM

apni tun haje vi karde, mera parhan nu bahut dil karda hunda!

u mean late entry??? hun te badda time bahout lang geya

Quote from: ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ on November 28, 2009, 10:27:06 PM

thanx jinna ne v menu vote kitti but main eh sab kujh competition lai nahi c likhia oh te jad main eh topic padia taan jo os time dimag ch sab ton pehlaan aaya oh likh ditta
thanx to allllllllll jinna ne v is nu paria

hmmmmmmmmmmm
my vote goes to pendu atleast oh ik din taan pare

but that was not my point

Grenade Singh · « **Reply #16 on:** November 28, 2009, 11:50:22 PM »

sardarni di story parhi, bahut hasa aaya. kudi bahut chalak aa.

╞→Ʈ৸ę ਦੇਸੀ ਜੁਲੀਅਟ←╡ · « **Reply #17 on:** November 30, 2009, 10:45:58 PM »

bhoot jada readin a .. kisa hor din padhu gi

Grenade Singh · « **Reply #18 on:** November 30, 2009, 10:51:45 PM »

Quote from: Grenade Singh on November 28, 2009, 11:50:22 PM

sardarni di story parhi, bahut hasa aaya. kudi bahut chalak aa.

just read the 4 other stories, by codename 47, simply pendu, sweet allarh mutiyar, and Punjabi stud... great stories, thanks for sharing!

- PENDU, do you want extra +1 on your Thank you's? Write another story, lol!

Y "BB" · « **Reply #19 on:** November 30, 2009, 10:54:27 PM »

Quote from: Grenade Singh on November 30, 2009, 10:51:45 PM

just read the 4 other stories, by codename 47, simply pendu, sweet allarh mutiyar, and Punjabi stud... great stories, thanks for sharing!

- PENDU, do you want extra +1 on your Thank you's? Write another story, lol!

GS ji chalaki da h jamana aa

par vaise je ma chalaki mari hundi tan ma v baki kudiyea jime bahana mardi

Y "BB" · « **Reply #20 on:** November 30, 2009, 10:58:10 PM »

menu ik v vote n pai kisi ne

nah eda haunsla kita ma

koi hega jehda avda naam katva lai colg toh

Y "BB" · « **Reply #21 on:** November 30, 2009, 11:00:21 PM »

n mah vote goes tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Mr. Rahul ji

©odєnamє 47 · « **Reply #22 on:** November 30, 2009, 11:17:41 PM »

Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on November 30, 2009, 11:00:21 PM

n mah vote goes tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Mr. Rahul ji

oh my god thanks i never saw that you guys liked my story and voted.yaaro i just wrote it to share not to win competitions
thanks alot ji your a legend :)

Insane · « **Reply #23 on:** December 03, 2009, 12:36:48 PM »

he ki hoya be???
only 17 person found about this Competition

Insane · « **Reply #24 on:** December 04, 2009, 09:58:29 AM »

I can't believe no one voted for Sardarni, Yankee BiBi

Y "BB" · « **Reply #25 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:05:46 PM »

lassi h ho gai meri tan

Quote from: IRON MAN (PENDU) on December 04, 2009, 09:58:29 AM

I can't believe no one voted for Sardarni, Yankee BiBi

╬нƹ ѕσυℓ мα╬ƹ™ · « **Reply #26 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:06:40 PM »

Ⓑⓘⓛⓛⓤ Ⓑⓐⓚⓡⓐ · « **Reply #27 on:** December 04, 2009, 02:07:39 PM »

Mein ta yaaro vote pauni hi bhulgeya...

Insane · « **Reply #28 on:** December 04, 2009, 02:10:20 PM »

Quote from: Billu Bakra on December 04, 2009, 02:07:39 PM

Mein ta yaaro vote pauni hi bhulgeya...

chalo koi na
meri vote ve reh gye c dassi na kisye nu

Y "BB" · « **Reply #29 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:51:19 PM »

lassi mahul aa mera tan ure

Grenade Singh · « **Reply #30 on:** December 05, 2009, 12:00:59 AM »

Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on November 30, 2009, 10:58:10 PM

menu ik v vote n pai kisi ne

nah eda haunsla kita ma

koi hega jehda avda naam katva lai colg toh

I was going to vote for you, but voting closed.

Y "BB" · « **Reply #31 on:** December 05, 2009, 12:02:23 AM »

Quote from: Grenade Singh on December 05, 2009, 12:00:59 AM

I was going to vote for you, but voting closed.

haye ve ma marja

ik vote auni c oh v voting close kr diti

hassa v ayi janda
mishk[mix] mahool ho gea

Grenade Singh · « **Reply #32 on:** December 05, 2009, 12:34:37 AM »

Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on December 05, 2009, 12:02:23 AM

haye ve ma marja

ik vote auni c oh v voting close kr diti

hassa v ayi janda
mishk[mix] mahool ho gea

hun sareya nu pata hi aa, ke tere kol ik hidden vote aa. Hun ki faida, sareya nu pata jitna ta "sweet allarh mutiyar" ne hi si, ohdiya dekh kiniya votan ne.

Y "BB" · « **Reply #33 on:** December 05, 2009, 12:39:12 AM »

Quote from: Grenade Singh on December 05, 2009, 12:34:37 AM

hun sareya nu pata hi aa, ke tere kol ik hidden vote aa. Hun ki faida, sareya nu pata jitna ta "sweet allarh mutiyar" ne hi si, ohdiya dekh kiniya votan ne.

jitan nal ki hunda aa... bhen di tan story hegi h achi c

par ik vote tan pa deine hase hase ch

Y "BB" · « **Reply #34 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:31:33 AM »

eh PJ de record ch darj kiti jaye

ehdi vadi lassi 17 votes ch ik v vote nahi pai

meri ungla de pote dukhan lag gaye likhdi likhdi..te meri dard bhari kahani kisi nu pasand n ayi

haye ve lokoooooooooooooooooooo

majak majak ch h mere naam te click mar deinde

Insane · « **Reply #35 on:** December 07, 2009, 11:12:13 PM »

yanke chalo koi gal ne tuhadi story lammi c ethe janta nu agge he allergy haigi Lambe posts ton, esse lai kisye ney read nahi ketti honi

@ GS, mamma hun tu ve jokes karan lagg geya, +1 point badle free mere ton kahaniya sunda

@ sweet, Ehe award kuj nahi haiga tuhade dad ji de sanman lai
And mainu Sardool sikander da gana yaad aeya
http://punjabijanta.com/tpmod/?dl=item2699

Y "BB" · « **Reply #36 on:** December 07, 2009, 11:18:04 PM »

no problem pendu

majak krdi c

meri oh story nahi c...hasa h oh tan....

Grenade Singh · « **Reply #37 on:** December 21, 2009, 05:23:47 PM »

I never posted the voting results for this one, sorry:

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| voter                | ID_CHOICE | voted             | posts |
| yamla jatt punjab da |         3 | ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ |  1498 | 
| sukhbeer             |         0 | ©o∂л@M→47        |  2719 | 
| pz_vicky             |         3 | ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ |  7180 | 
| sanj                 |         1 | Punjabi Stud      |   473 | 
| sweet like honey     |         2 | Simply PENDU      |  2006 | 
| azs10107             |         1 | Punjabi Stud      |     4 | 
| rahul2cbz4u          |         3 | ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ |  3161 | 
| Mithi_Kuri           |         0 | ©o∂л@M→47        |  1768 | 
| Majajeneh            |         3 | ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ | 10321 | 
| lado_rani            |         0 | ©o∂л@M→47        |  4540 | 
| pOwerLifter          |         3 | ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ |  5405 | 
| munna bhai           |         3 | ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ |  7208 | 
| nicedosanjh          |         3 | ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ |  1792 | 
| yankenbibi           |         0 | ©o∂л@M→47        |  4505 | 
| marjaniheer          |         3 | ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ | 11947 | 
| PIYA                 |         3 | ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ |     0 | 
| _kAmLi_              |         0 | ©o∂л@M→47        |  2084 |

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