Author Topic: Vicky at his Best (Read 2871 times)

Jhanda_Amli · « **on:** February 23, 2010, 01:53:39 PM »

Vicky Please be advised

A person produces about half a liter of farts a day.

Although they won't admit it, women fart as much as men.

Excess gas in the intestinal is medically termed "flatulence."

Farts are created mostly by E. coli.

Farts are flammable.

Farts have been clocked at a speed of 10 feet per second.

On the average a fart is composed of about 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, and 4% oxygen. Less than 1% is what makes them stink.

Termites are the largest producers of farts.

The temperature of a fart at time of creation is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit.

The word "fart" comes from the Old English "feortan" (meaning "to break wind").

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** February 23, 2010, 01:53:39 PM »

*rAbh RaKHA* · « **Reply #1 on:** February 23, 2010, 01:57:41 PM »

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

haye ve viko eh ki :huhh: :huhh:

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #2 on:** February 23, 2010, 01:59:08 PM »

hun bande nu problem ho jande aa.. Odde wich odda ke kasoor..

Quote from: ஜღρυℓαкα∂ кυяιஜღ on February 23, 2010, 01:57:41 PM

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

haye ve viko eh ki :huhh: :huhh:

*rAbh RaKHA* · « **Reply #3 on:** February 23, 2010, 01:59:43 PM »

Quote from: Jhanda Amli on February 23, 2010, 01:59:08 PM

hun bande nu problem ho jande aa.. Odde wich odda ke kasoor..

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ENNI VADDI PROB

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powerlifter · « **Reply #4 on:** February 23, 2010, 01:59:56 PM »

Quote from: Jhanda Amli on February 23, 2010, 01:53:39 PM

Vicky Please be advised

A person produces about half a liter of farts a day.

Although they won't admit it, women fart as much as men.

Excess gas in the intestinal is medically termed "flatulence."

Farts are created mostly by E. coli.

Farts are flammable.

Farts have been clocked at a speed of 10 feet per second.

On the average a fart is composed of about 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, and 4% oxygen. Less than 1% is what makes them stink.

Termites are the largest producers of farts.

The temperature of a fart at time of creation is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit.

The word "fart" comes from the Old English "feortan" (meaning "to break wind").

:blah: :bigsilencer:

PUNJABI lion · « **Reply #5 on:** February 23, 2010, 02:00:16 PM »

:laugh: :laugh: eh gal sahi aa agge v mae prove kiti c :won:

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #6 on:** February 23, 2010, 02:03:17 PM »

The temperature of a fart at time of creation is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit.

Patendar Scientest ne Temperature we nai chadia.. Oh we Measure kar leyya... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

On the average a fart is composed of about 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, and 4% oxygen. Less than 1% is what makes them stink.

This dont apply to VICKY.. Damn the stinking stuff is more than 5%

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powerlifter · « **Reply #7 on:** February 23, 2010, 02:05:21 PM »

Quote from: Jhanda Amli on February 23, 2010, 02:03:17 PM

The temperature of a fart at time of creation is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit.

Patendar Scientest ne Temperature we nai chadia.. Oh we Measure kar leyya... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

balle balle balle niker mal mal di , niker thale ghund vich agg baldi :thaa: :pjrocks:

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #8 on:** February 23, 2010, 02:07:07 PM »

Quote from: [PL] on February 23, 2010, 02:05:21 PM

balle balle balle niker mal mal di , niker thale ghund vich agg baldi :thaa: :pjrocks:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

¢υтє_ρυηנαвαη · « **Reply #9 on:** February 23, 2010, 07:49:00 PM »

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

_Beast_ · « **Reply #10 on:** February 23, 2010, 07:53:40 PM »

global warming :hehe:

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #11 on:** February 24, 2010, 03:33:28 PM »

Quote from: [PL] on February 23, 2010, 02:05:21 PM

balle balle balle niker mal mal di , niker thale ghund vich agg baldi :thaa: :pjrocks:

This is so funny.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

powerlifter · « **Reply #12 on:** February 24, 2010, 03:35:25 PM »

Quote from: Jhanda Amli on February 24, 2010, 03:33:28 PM

This is so funny.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

nikar yaaran di , gas yaaran di , keda koi tax lagda yo yo :laugh:

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #13 on:** February 24, 2010, 03:36:29 PM »

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ahho teh hor ke.. Apne Kette Bahri aa.. Home PRODUCTION ... :laugh: :laugh:

powerlifter · « **Reply #14 on:** February 24, 2010, 03:42:45 PM »

Quote from: Jhanda Amli on February 24, 2010, 03:36:29 PM

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ahho teh hor ke.. Apne Kette Bahri aa.. Home PRODUCTION ... :laugh: :laugh:

lagda compition kra dena chahida.. how is best in vacume pressure :blah:

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #15 on:** February 24, 2010, 03:46:46 PM »

Good Idea.. Let recommend to Patakke...

Who Farts the best?

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Criteria ke hon ge: You need to be loud n stinky? :pagel:

powerlifter · « **Reply #16 on:** February 24, 2010, 03:51:24 PM »

Quote from: Jhanda Amli on February 24, 2010, 03:46:46 PM

Good Idea.. Let recommend to Patakke...

Who Farts the best? : :

Criteria ke hon ge: You need to be loud n stinky? :pagel:

nai nai..

1) its shud be very loud or sweet

2)this shud be useful 4 biogas plant

3) sungde saar e ulti jaroor aave (recommended)

4) it shud be ur own, show ur burnt nikker used for the process :won:

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #17 on:** February 24, 2010, 03:58:04 PM »

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

aa teh att he karte .... lmao... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Nikar is the best..

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So any contenders Please :pagel:

powerlifter · « **Reply #18 on:** February 24, 2010, 03:59:56 PM »

:nthg:

KuriPataka · « **Reply #19 on:** February 24, 2010, 04:04:01 PM »

Quote from: Jhanda Amli on February 24, 2010, 03:46:46 PM

Good Idea.. Let recommend to Patakke...

Who Farts the best? : :

Criteria ke hon ge: You need to be loud n stinky? :pagel:

Boys will be boys. :S

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