I create this thread here today as I am in need of help.  As a panjaban myself, I seek advice from you fellow panjabees. 

My mother has dropped it to me, I got 2 effin years to get myself a queen jatti or i'm going to get forced or shot.

So I call upon you auntian and uncles paaji's n hot girls who know other hot girls, if you know of any mottian jatti who wudnt mind cooking and cleaning and ironing and doing the gardening and hoovering from time to time, and also prepared for a divorce when i find an upgrade... im only joking... if u know of any fit ass jatti whose atleast got their head screwed on and is bossy so can put me in order too, contact me immediately

i am avalible to visit family and eat jalebian and proteh anytime, do not hesitate to pm me, (registered shaadi.com users need not reply)

Oh kehnda ohdi mummy khendi ja kuri labh la ja fer arranged marriage honi ja tenu maar dena. Hun oh madad mang reha ki koyee kuri fit jahi menu labh ke deyo jehri ghar da sara kam kaaj kar sake.

Matlab matrimonial ad likhi ohne avde style wich. Hun karlo reply.

Koi Punjabi wich das sakda bi ki Likhea : main we jawab dewanga phir ure !! :