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I create this thread here today as I am in need of help.  As a panjaban myself, I seek advice from you fellow panjabees. 

My mother has dropped it to me, I got 2 effin years to get myself a queen jatti or i'm going to get forced or shot.

So I call upon you auntian and uncles paaji's n hot girls who know other hot girls, if you know of any mottian jatti who wudnt mind cooking and cleaning and ironing and doing the gardening and hoovering from time to time, and also prepared for a divorce when i find an upgrade... im only joking... if u know of any fit ass jatti whose atleast got their head screwed on and is bossy so can put me in order too, contact me immediately

i am avalible to visit family and eat jalebian and proteh anytime, do not hesitate to pm me, (registered shaadi.com users need not reply)

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wht the hack is this

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I think you should put out a matrimonial in the paper.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2009, 09:33:12 AM by PatliPatang »

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Please provide details about your weight, height, caste, etc. We will try to look for a match!

HAHHA!

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 :hehe: bhaji haha

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lol
this thread is hilarious  :laugh:

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ehnu leyao farh k urre...ehnu gym ch le ke jane....karoune ehdi danda parade ehnu kaho punjabi boleya kare nalle ik ehni aoukhi angreji boldi e....uppro di lang jandi har wwaar....ehda karayo dakhla punjabi school ch....... :punjabibolo: :punjabibolo: :punjabibolo: :punjabibolo: :punjabibolo: :punjabibolo: :punjabibolo: :punjabibolo: :punjabibolo: :punjabibolo: er19844444 punjabi bol

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Tu dede ohnu avda number..lagdi hillarious di.

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:wait: :wait: patli ohne ki keha e.... :cry: :cry:
« Last Edit: April 21, 2009, 07:42:55 AM by Grenade Singh »

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Tu dede ohnu avda number..lagdi hillarious di.
haww.. do you really want me too?
sochla.. teri chance gayee fir..  8->

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I create this thread here today as I am in need of help.  As a panjaban myself, I seek advice from you fellow panjabees. 

My mother has dropped it to me, I got 2 effin years to get myself a queen jatti or i'm going to get forced or shot.

So I call upon you auntian and uncles paaji's n hot girls who know other hot girls, if you know of any mottian jatti who wudnt mind cooking and cleaning and ironing and doing the gardening and hoovering from time to time, and also prepared for a divorce when i find an upgrade... im only joking... if u know of any fit ass jatti whose atleast got their head screwed on and is bossy so can put me in order too, contact me immediately

i am avalible to visit family and eat jalebian and proteh anytime, do not hesitate to pm me, (registered shaadi.com users need not reply)

i cant understand ki kiha isne
koi dasso plz translate karke punjabi ch

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vally bai ehi te main rola payi jana uppro di langh ehnu translate karo....... :laugh: :laugh:

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krao fir kise parhe likhe bande to like kp ,dev, ya koi hor labho yaar

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maar kisse bhour nu awaaaj keh rAj22g  ne awaaj marri ehnu translate karo.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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ehnu leyao farh k urre...ehnu gym ch le ke jane....karoune ehdi danda parade ehnu kaho punjabi boleya kare nalle ik ehni aoukhi angreji boldi e....uppro di lang jandi har wwaar....ehda karayo dakhla punjabi school ch....... :punjabibolo: :punjabibolo: :punjabibolo: :punjabibolo: :punjabibolo: :punjabibolo: :punjabibolo: :punjabibolo: :punjabibolo: :punjabibolo: er19844444 punjabi bol


hahahaha margea hass hass k... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:......... o reham karde ede te chad de enu....... o bechare da koi kasoor nai.... wo janam se he ese hai......lollllllll hahaha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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bai ehdi punjabi bana k das fer......kehri guthi payi ehne...jehre sadde samjh ni aayi...

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Oh kehnda ohdi mummy khendi ja kuri labh la ja fer arranged marriage honi ja tenu maar dena. Hun oh madad mang reha ki koyee kuri fit jahi menu labh ke deyo jehri ghar da sara kam kaaj kar sake.

Matlab matrimonial ad likhi ohne avde style wich. Hun karlo reply.

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o bhai a apne rishte di gall kar reha enu ek moti jatti chahidi hai jehri ede lai cooking and cleaning and ironing kare... kio k edi mata jee ney enu 2 sal da time de dita hai..... hun a pagal hoyea firda te ethe aa bakwas jehe topic bnai firda.......vese jinni j meri samjh aa a bejti he karda pea apne culture di......

o ja tu dimag na kha sada ja jake koi apne lai angrejan labh la... jehri tere nal jake tere yara sahmne thumke mar sake.... te jehnu tu nai o tenu divorce den nu aage rahe..... j ena e makholia lagda tenu a sab ta apne ghardea nal dimag khapa ethe ki kari janda............. :angry: :angry: :angry:
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haahahahhahaha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
mera ta hassa ni rukk riha  hahahahahahahaha

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vese mere mess reply to kaian nu gussa v aayea hona......par a gall j ehe ess tarike nal kahuuu ta dev to ta har tha bejti he karvau.........



 

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