Author Topic: Ageing! (Read 1625 times)

SonnenKinder · « **on:** March 04, 2011, 02:28:21 AM »

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited
about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!"

You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on
five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16!

And then the greatest day of your life . . . you become 21. Even the
words sound like a ceremony . . . YOU BECOME 21. . . YEAS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk. He TURNED, we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40.

Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 . . . and your dreams are gone.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a
day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime.

And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I was JUST 92." Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!"

May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

HOW TO STAY YOUNG

1.

Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her.
2.

Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
3.

Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
4.

Enjoy the simple things.
5.

Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
6.

The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves.
Be ALIVE while you are alive.
7.

Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, friends, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
8.

Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable,
improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9.

Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.
10.

Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** March 04, 2011, 02:28:21 AM »

҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #1 on:** March 04, 2011, 03:49:54 AM »

I miss being a kid. All i wanted to do was play sports all day long that i always got dragged to bed. No worries, no nothing. I was a sporty, insensitive, ignorant, selfish, greedy and even sometimes a nasty kid. That's what i miss the most. :laugh:

LondonPunjabi · « **Reply #2 on:** March 04, 2011, 01:42:34 PM »

Quote from: SonnenKinder on March 04, 2011, 02:28:21 AM

HOW TO STAY YOUNG

1.

Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her.
2.

Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
3.

Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
4.

Enjoy the simple things.
5.

Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
6.

The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves.
Be ALIVE while you are alive.
7.

Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, friends, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
8.

Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable,
improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9.

Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.
10.

Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity. [/b][/center]

Or you can just do what I do; don't celebrate any birthday at all. I still haven't reached the age of one.

:

҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #3 on:** March 04, 2011, 05:30:10 PM »

Quote from: LondonPunjabi on March 04, 2011, 01:42:34 PM

Or you can just do what I do; don't celebrate any birthday at all. I still haven't reached the age of one. : :

Rofl. Yeah. Is londonpunjabi brave enough to tell us how ~~old~~ young he is?

_Beast_ · « **Reply #4 on:** March 05, 2011, 06:58:45 PM »

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk.

:laugh: :laugh:

♥Simmo♥ · « **Reply #5 on:** March 08, 2011, 09:15:12 AM »

awesome post sonnen :excited: ...keep it up :okk:

_noXiouS_ · « **Reply #6 on:** March 28, 2011, 10:18:24 AM »

Past 85, it's all downhill from there.

Kudrat Kaur · « **Reply #7 on:** March 28, 2011, 10:19:20 PM »

Why to worry about getting old? We should jump into it.. and enjoy the respect given to older people..

Its not something that u r becoming weak or stupid.. this means u r getting experienced and this shows how much you have achieved in ur life.. So always welcome ur old age with open arms and enjoy the life of Man.. :pagel:

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