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« on: November 25, 2009, 05:12:05 PM »
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive, blonde, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!”


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You Have Mail
« on: November 25, 2009, 05:12:05 PM »

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Re: You Have Mail
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2009, 11:35:21 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: marjaaaaaaaaaaaaa aunty :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: You Have Mail
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2009, 08:58:16 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: marjaaaaaaaaaaaaa aunty :laugh: :laugh:
tu dasdi ni par hai tu b blonde hi :laugh:

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Re: You Have Mail
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2009, 09:00:16 PM »
ahahahahaha OH man...i'm laughin my behind oFFF..

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Re: You Have Mail
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2009, 09:07:16 PM »
ahahahahaha OH man...i'm laughin my behind oFFF..
nobody cn outdo Blondes :happy:

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Re: You Have Mail
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2009, 09:08:10 PM »
True that... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: You Have Mail
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2009, 09:12:16 PM »
True that... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
a blonde tired of ppz who love making fun of blondes dyed her hair brown. She went to an electronic storey and asked salesman, how much dt TV cost? Salesman said,"We don sell to Blondes."
She was stunned and asked how come u know m blonde?. Salesman said Madam, ds not TV..das a microwave oven

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Re: You Have Mail
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2009, 09:18:46 PM »
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA DAMNNN ..... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: You Have Mail
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2009, 09:21:40 PM »
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA DAMNNN ..... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:loll:

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Re: You Have Mail
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2009, 01:15:44 AM »
tu dasdi ni par hai tu b blonde hi :laugh:
tu menu fer bolnde kehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :angr:

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Re: You Have Mail
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2009, 10:52:21 AM »
tu menu fer bolnde kehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :angr:
hun ni kehnda, blone mere pichhe pe jaan gay ki sadi bejti krda rehnda

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« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2009, 11:42:50 PM »
hun ni kehnda, blone mere pichhe pe jaan gay ki sadi bejti krda rehnda
koi nah bachu tenu vekh laungi  :huhh: :huhh:

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Re: You Have Mail
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2009, 01:08:31 AM »
koi nah bachu tenu vekh laungi  :huhh: :huhh:
glasses laga ke dekhna changa laguga :happy: uncle nu bolegi eho munda lena eho munda lena :laugh:

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« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2009, 01:25:36 AM »
glasses laga ke dekhna changa laguga :happy: uncle nu bolegi eho munda lena eho munda lena :laugh:
ja ja tenu n am laina tenu n ma laina  :huhh:

kudi aa chandigarh di ve tu hat piche hat  :hehe: :hehe:

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« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2009, 01:31:37 AM »
ja ja tenu n am laina tenu n ma laina  :huhh:

kudi aa chandigarh di ve tu hat piche hat  :hehe: :hehe:
parwa ni ethe ta piche line laggi rehndi :lost:

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Re: You Have Mail
« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2009, 01:49:32 AM »
parwa ni ethe ta piche line laggi rehndi :lost:
huuhhh
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fer oh line alea nu h sambh  :huhh:

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« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2009, 01:50:30 AM »
huuhhh
ja ja
fer oh line alea nu h sambh  :huhh:
wapas ja ke eho kam karna :laugh:

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« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2009, 01:52:54 AM »
wapas ja ke eh :huhh:o kam karna :laugh:
:huhh: :huhh: tusi munde ahi kr skde oo

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« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2009, 01:55:04 AM »
:huhh: :huhh: tusi munde ahi kr skde oo
oi menu eda da na samjhi kita :angr:

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« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2009, 02:00:55 AM »
oi menu eda da na samjhi kita :angr:
samjhungi  :huhh:

 

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