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YO MAMA JOKES !
« on: September 21, 2012, 04:09:12 PM »
U guyz can share ur yo mama jokes here herez mine



"Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, traffic slows dwon when she smiles" !

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YO MAMA JOKES !
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Re: YO MAMA JOKES !
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2012, 06:47:45 PM »
Funny topic  :D:  Your mama's glasses are so thick that when she reads a map, she sees people waving!

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Re: YO MAMA JOKES !
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2012, 07:58:27 PM »
yo mama so skinny she be doin hula hoop wid em froot loops :D:

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Re: YO MAMA JOKES !
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2012, 09:09:33 PM »
Yo momma is sooooooooooooooooo Black that She got her tatto's done in CHALK! lmaooo

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Re: YO MAMA JOKES !
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2012, 09:25:38 PM »
yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow rain coat in da rain...ppl yell CABBBB  :D:

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Re: YO MAMA JOKES !
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2012, 09:31:54 PM »
YO momma's teeths are sooo yellow...that it guides traffic and people wait for it to turn red..

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Re: YO MAMA JOKES !
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2012, 09:36:01 PM »
yo mama's butt is so big, she look 2 feet taller while sittin dwn  :D:

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Re: YO MAMA JOKES !
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2012, 09:37:24 PM »
yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Re: YO MAMA JOKES !
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2012, 09:42:06 PM »
yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!
:D:  :D: YO mama is so broke(poor) one day i saw her kicking a empty soda can, i asked her wutcha doin, she said shez MOVING :LAUGH: :D:

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Re: YO MAMA JOKES !
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2012, 12:34:52 AM »
yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

LMAO I'm so texting this to my friends  :D:


Yo mama is so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refund.

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Re: YO MAMA JOKES !
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2012, 01:51:11 AM »
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! :p

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Re: YO MAMA JOKES !
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2012, 02:05:47 AM »
Yo mama oye mama g chimbu bua da phone shone aaying menu yo mama  :D:

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Re: YO MAMA JOKES !
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2012, 05:08:46 AM »
Yo mama is so old u can find her social secuirty number in the caves of africa.   :D:

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Re: YO MAMA JOKES !
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2012, 06:56:53 AM »
They're kind o' lame. Whenever i read "yo mama" jokes, i think of black people and a black person making and writing these jokes

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Re: YO MAMA JOKES !
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2012, 05:15:59 PM »
They're kind o' lame. Whenever i read "yo mama" jokes, i think of black people and a black person making and writing these jokes
profilin a single race creed or a culture is also so lame.YO mama jokes r played by all races i n states. now itz jokin tyme here i cum......

YO mama's eye glasses r so thick, she can see thru da future  :D:

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Re: YO MAMA JOKES !
« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2012, 06:44:30 AM »
profilin a single race creed or a culture is also so lame.YO mama jokes r played by all races i n states. now itz jokin tyme here i cum......

YO mama's eye glasses r so thick, she can see thru da future  :D:
Did i say only black people make these jokes?  :wow: :wow: :wow: I said i think of black people whenever i read or hear these jokes

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Re: YO MAMA JOKES !
« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2012, 07:48:55 AM »
Did i say only black people make these jokes?  :wow: :wow: :wow: I said i think of black people whenever i read or hear these jokes
when i said profilin...that mean singlin out a certain group ..like ye juss said yerself ..u think of blk ppl when u hear or read thses jokes.. :laugh: any who  itz k... so guyz ready  here i come......

           Yo mama is so dumb she actually studied for her "drug test"  :D:

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Re: YO MAMA JOKES !
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2012, 07:50:24 AM »
when i said profilin...that mean singlin out a certain group ..like ye juss said yerself ..u think of blk ppl when u hear or read thses jokes.. :laugh: any who  itz k... so guyz ready  here i come......

           Yo mama is so dumb she actually studied for her "drug test"  :D:
Singling them out? You make it sound as though i'm being racist. You probably meant stereotyping which is right in a way

 

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