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Worthless Prize
« on: January 14, 2010, 09:05:50 AM »
Bubba & Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Earl won 1st prize, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush. About a week or so had passed when the men met back in the neighborhood bar for a couple of beers. Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize. Earl replied, 'Great, I love spaghetti! How about you, how's that toilet brush?' 'Not so good,' replied Bubba. 'I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper.'

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Worthless Prize
« on: January 14, 2010, 09:05:50 AM »

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Re: Worthless Prize
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2010, 11:16:49 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: pagal

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Re: Worthless Prize
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2010, 06:33:34 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: pagal
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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2010, 06:36:01 AM »

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Re: Worthless Prize
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2010, 06:39:43 AM »
ganda :hehe: :hehe:
ik husband apni wife nu kenda - tenu ma ena scold krda, misbehave krda par tenu kade guusa ni aanda, kyon? Wife kendi- anda aa par ma chup kar ke kad lendi apna gussa. Husband kenda - oh kidda? Wife boli - ma toilet saaf krn lag pendi. husband puchda- toilet saaf krn naal tera gussa kida nikal janda? Wife boli- ma tera tooth brush use krdi toilet saaf krn li.

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Re: Worthless Prize
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2010, 06:41:59 AM »
ik husband apni wife nu kenda - tenu ma ena scold krda, misbehave krda par tenu kade guusa ni aanda, kyon? Wife kendi- anda aa par ma chup kar ke kad lendi apna gussa. Husband kenda - oh kidda? Wife boli - ma toilet saaf krn lag pendi. husband puchda- toilet saaf krn naal tera gussa kida nikal janda? Wife boli- ma tera tooth brush use krdi toilet saaf krn li.
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Re: Worthless Prize
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2010, 06:43:31 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: keep it up bhene  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: ma v enj h karungi thans sonnen fr advice
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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2010, 06:44:06 AM »
hehehehehehehe
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Re: Worthless Prize
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2010, 06:47:33 AM »
Bubba & Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Earl won 1st prize, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush. About a week or so had passed when the men met back in the neighborhood bar for a couple of beers. Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize. Earl replied, 'Great, I love spaghetti! How about you, how's that toilet brush?' 'Not so good,' replied Bubba. 'I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper.'
:Laugh: desi banda huna lolz

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Re: Worthless Prize
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2010, 06:52:24 AM »
:Laugh: desi banda huna lolz
Bubba jokes r quite famous in this part of world :happy: but most of dem r profanes so cant post here

 

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