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Wife
« on: October 10, 2012, 04:49:00 PM »
Wife comes home late at night

Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!

She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s

"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: dammmit
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Wife
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Re: Wife
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2012, 04:50:37 PM »
ethe betha topic bnayi jana...kulfi kaun de k jau ganjea :D: :D: :D:
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Re: Wife
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2012, 04:57:12 PM »
salya amliya pahla da paisa daka ja :D: roz da kam aa tera udhar laka jana sharm kar ehni umar hogi teri :D:
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Re: Wife
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2012, 05:01:51 PM »
:D: :D: smjh jana ajkal hain......banda tu v shaitaan ee aaa ganjea :D: :D: :D: chal chal paihe puhe ni milne....kulfi kadd nai tan teri rehdi jehi bhann deni main....:Laugh:
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Re: Wife
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2012, 05:05:45 PM »
salya talkya :D: rahdee tu kholee aa ja main :D:..chal laja rahdi apni vapis chal hurr :D:
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Re: Wife
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2012, 05:07:35 PM »
Quote from: ★·.·´¯`·.·★ ÏŅĐËŖ ŚȞËŖĠÏĻĻ ★·.·´¯`·.·★ on October 10, 2012, 04:49:00 PM
Wife comes home late at night

Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!

She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s

"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: dammmit

o my god  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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Re: Wife
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2012, 05:07:55 PM »
Quote from: ★·.·´¯`·.·★ ÏŅĐËŖ ŚȞËŖĠÏĻĻ ★·.·´¯`·.·★ on October 10, 2012, 05:05:45 PM
salya talkya :D: rahdee tu kholee aa ja main :D:..chal laja rahdi apni vapis chal hurr :D:


ban kro ehnu... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

admin saab aao ethe...ah munde nu ban kro.....gaalan kadd da aa :D: :D: :D:

...
Quote from: ★·.·´¯`·.·★ ÏŅĐËŖ ŚȞËŖĠÏĻĻ ★·.·´¯`·.·★ on October 10, 2012, 04:49:00 PM
Wife comes home late at night

Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!

She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s

"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: dammmit


:D: :D: aah te haase wali c...main padhi hi nai :D: :D:
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Re: Wife
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2012, 05:09:39 PM »
haha eh rassuglaa takkla jaha kon va :D:..jmandruu halvaee :D:
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Re: Wife
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2012, 05:11:21 PM »
Quote from: • sнυт υρρρ!!! • on October 10, 2012, 05:09:39 PM
haha eh rassuglaa takkla jaha kon va :D:..jmandruu halvaee :D:

ah te fake id lagdi mainu :D: :D: :D: :D: janta kadon sudhrugi.... :Laugh:
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Re: Wife
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2012, 05:12:05 PM »
Quote from: mummy da rassgulla on October 10, 2012, 05:07:55 PM

ban kro ehnu... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

admin saab aao ethe...ah munde nu ban kro.....gaalan kadd da aa :D: :D: :D:

...

:D: :D: aah te haase wali c...main padhi hi nai :D: :D:
fer comment kehde kari jande c
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Re: Wife
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2012, 05:12:19 PM »
bai ehe v rahdee launda rasgullya di takla :D:....

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thank u kamal :)
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Re: Wife
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2012, 05:14:10 PM »
Quote from: ★·.·´¯`·.·★ ÏŅĐËŖ ŚȞËŖĠÏĻĻ ★·.·´¯`·.·★ on October 10, 2012, 05:12:19 PM
bai ehe v rahdee launda rasgullya di takla :D:....

...
thank u kamal :)
u r welcome inder
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Re: Wife
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2012, 07:41:29 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: awww..
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Re: Wife
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2012, 08:06:03 PM »
hehe :loll:
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Re: Wife
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2012, 09:00:15 PM »
Quote from: mummy da rassgulla on October 10, 2012, 05:07:55 PM

ban kro ehnu... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

admin saab aao ethe...ah munde nu ban kro.....gaalan kadd da aa :D: :D: :D:

...

:D: :D: aah te haase wali c...main padhi hi nai :D: :D:
holy shyt  :D: drink to dat witch  :laugh:
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Re: Wife
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2012, 12:02:05 AM »
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: kaim aa
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Re: Wife
« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2012, 12:04:52 AM »
. :D: :D: :D:
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Re: Wife
« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2012, 04:46:45 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: waheguru she went to have drink
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« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2012, 07:50:01 AM »
hhaha drink after crazy murder :D:
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Re: Wife
« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2012, 04:38:24 AM »
lol
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