Author Topic: Husband Wife Jokes Thread (Read 34777 times)

°◆SáŅj◆° · « **Reply #180 on:** February 27, 2014, 04:03:29 AM »

hahaha

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Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **Reply #180 on:** February 27, 2014, 04:03:29 AM »

PB 08 TO · « **Reply #181 on:** March 06, 2014, 10:03:17 PM »

Husband: Raja Dasarath Ke 3 Rani Thi..
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Wife: To Kya..?
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Husband: To Main 2 Shaadiya Aur Kar
Sakta
Hu.
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Wife: Draupadi Ka Naam Suna Hai?
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Husband: Tu Bhi Na Pagli, Dil Pe Le Leti
Hai! :D: :D:

rabbdabanda · « **Reply #182 on:** March 06, 2014, 10:09:19 PM »

Quote from: ਪੱਕਾ ਢੀਠ on March 06, 2014, 10:03:17 PM

Husband: Raja Dasarath Ke 3 Rani Thi..
.
.
Wife: To Kya..?
.
Husband: To Main 2 Shaadiya Aur Kar
Sakta
Hu.
.
.
.
Wife: Draupadi Ka Naam Suna Hai?
.
.
.
.
Husband: Tu Bhi Na Pagli, Dil Pe Le Leti
Hai! :D: :D:

hahahha :okk:

mundaxrisky · « **Reply #183 on:** March 06, 2014, 10:31:21 PM »

karmveer bi was makin love to his wife.... while makin love he suddenly stopped n bed te lama pai ke heavy breathing

karn lag pia.... kamrveer de wife inu kehndi ...ki hoia rukk kiooo gayeee

karmmveeeer kida ... moi ah youtube te dekhia siga inu kehnde wa BUFFERING :D: :laugh:

rabbdabanda · « **Reply #184 on:** March 07, 2014, 01:20:15 PM »

Quote from: mundaxrisky✯♮ on March 06, 2014, 10:31:21 PM

karmveer bi was makin love to his wife.... while makin love he suddenly stopped n bed te lama pai ke heavy breathing

karn lag pia.... kamrveer de wife inu kehndi ...ki hoia rukk kiooo gayeee

karmmveeeer kida ... moi ah youtube te dekhia siga inu kehnde wa BUFFERING :D: :laugh:

hahahahhaha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
karmeya tere te tawa laa gya eee :D: :D: :laugh: :laugh:

ਪੇਂਡੂ · « **Reply #185 on:** March 07, 2014, 05:34:16 PM »

Wife: Honey my stomach is getting bigger i think i am pregnant!

Husband: Ya, and i know who's the daddy !!!!

Wife : Who ?

Husband : McDonalds / Pizza Hut / Dominoz / SubWay :D:

PB 08 TO · « **Reply #186 on:** March 09, 2014, 11:35:20 PM »

ਇੱਕ ਬੰਦਾ ਘਰ ਜਾਦਾ ਅਤੇ
ਆਪਣੀ ਘਰਵਾਲੀ ਨੂੰ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ .”
ਭਾਗਵਾਨੇ ……..
ਦਰਵਾਜੇ ਬੰਦ
ਕਰਦੇ …..
ਖਿੜਕੀਆ ਬੰਦ ਕਰਦੇ ….
ਲਾਇਟਾ ਬੰਦ ਕਰਦੇ …
ਅਤੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਕੋਲ ਆ
” ਘਰਵਾਲੀ ” ਜਾਨੂੰ ਅੱਜ ਰੋਮੈਟਿਕ ਮੂਡ
ਵਿਚ ਲੱਗਦੇ ਓ ”
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. ਘਰਵਾਲਾ ” ਰੋਮੈਟਿਕ ਨੂੰ ਮਾਰ
ਗੋਲੀ …
ਆਹ ਦੇਖ ਮੇਰੀ ਘੜੀ ‘ਚ ਲਾਇਟ ਬਲਦੀ.. :D: :D: :D:

Gujjar NO1 · « **Reply #187 on:** March 10, 2014, 11:20:46 AM »

Quote from: ਪੱਕਾ ਢੀਠ on March 09, 2014, 11:35:20 PM

ਇੱਕ ਬੰਦਾ ਘਰ ਜਾਦਾ ਅਤੇ
ਆਪਣੀ ਘਰਵਾਲੀ ਨੂੰ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ .”
ਭਾਗਵਾਨੇ ……..
ਦਰਵਾਜੇ ਬੰਦ
ਕਰਦੇ …..
ਖਿੜਕੀਆ ਬੰਦ ਕਰਦੇ ….
ਲਾਇਟਾ ਬੰਦ ਕਰਦੇ …
ਅਤੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਕੋਲ ਆ
” ਘਰਵਾਲੀ ” ਜਾਨੂੰ ਅੱਜ ਰੋਮੈਟਿਕ ਮੂਡ
ਵਿਚ ਲੱਗਦੇ ਓ ”
.
.
.
.
.
. ਘਰਵਾਲਾ ” ਰੋਮੈਟਿਕ ਨੂੰ ਮਾਰ
ਗੋਲੀ …
ਆਹ ਦੇਖ ਮੇਰੀ ਘੜੀ ‘ਚ ਲਾਇਟ ਬਲਦੀ.. :D: :D: :D:

o lailpur daya faqeeraa kush sadhe palle vi pe lende :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

Gujjar NO1 · « **Reply #188 on:** March 10, 2014, 11:22:24 AM »

lolzzzz :D: :D: :D:

V!$|-|U · « **Reply #189 on:** March 26, 2014, 06:11:45 AM »

Patni – Collage ke bare me tumhara koi bura anubhav hai?
Pati – Han, Tumhari aur meri paheli mulakat college me he to hui thi.

...
patni: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
pati: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho.
patni: Main to maa banne wali hoon!
pati: Main bhi to baap banne wala hoon

V!$|-|U · « **Reply #190 on:** March 26, 2014, 06:21:53 AM »

Patni: “Aapne pichle saal salgireh pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada hai?”
pati: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”
:D: :D: :D:

V!$|-|U · « **Reply #191 on:** March 26, 2014, 06:25:59 AM »

Patni: -suno ji,aapko mujhme kya achcha lagta hai. meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.
pati: -mujhe to tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat bahot pasand hai.
:laugh: :D: :laugh: :D:

_尺oยภคк_ · « **Reply #192 on:** March 26, 2014, 09:54:20 AM »

Quote from: vishal soni on March 26, 2014, 06:25:59 AM

Patni: -suno ji,aapko mujhme kya achcha lagta hai. meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.
pati: -mujhe to tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat bahot pasand hai.
:laugh: :D: :laugh: :D:

hahha poor her

V!$|-|U · « **Reply #193 on:** March 29, 2014, 10:54:51 PM »

Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga :D:
:laugh: :laugh:

MyselF GhainT · « **Reply #194 on:** September 02, 2014, 01:41:53 AM »

hahaha

Gujjar NO1 · « **Reply #195 on:** December 06, 2014, 05:14:19 AM »

Maa Di Lado · « **Reply #196 on:** December 06, 2014, 02:26:26 PM »

Patti 1st date with wife.... darling tumhare papa ton kehte they tum sabb bna leti ho ton yeh btao sab se jada kya bnati ho
patniii...... ji apko ashe se bnana sab se jada ata hain mujhe :p

Gujjar NO1 · « **Reply #197 on:** December 06, 2014, 02:32:44 PM »

hahahahahha very nice :hehe:

Maa Di Lado · « **Reply #198 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:01:37 PM »

Sukarnwaziii

JattiUSA · « **Reply #199 on:** December 07, 2014, 04:36:14 AM »

Haha lol :D:

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