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janki_munda:
Wife:main tang ho gayihan,tusin hamesha mera ghar,meri car ,
mere bache karde rehnde ho,
kadi sada vi kuch kehlya karo .
hun almari vicho ki lab rahe ho ?
Husband:saada kachha .

Ms. Gill:
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: X_X X_X X_X X_X X_X :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

$$ TARN JI $$:
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

$$ TARN JI $$:
Husband: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Wife: Thank you ji
Husband: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Wife: Thank you ji.
Husband: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Wife: Thank you ji
Husband: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

@@JeEt@@:
WIFE : tusi kade sochya je mera viah kise hor naal ho janda phir

HUSBAND : na main kiyon kise da mara socha

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