21. Tries to use Credit Card in road side Hotel.


20. Drinks and carries Mineral Water and always speaks of Health. (proving to be very health conscious).


19. Sprays DEO such so that he doesn't need to take bath.


18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.


17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".


Says "Yogurt" instead of "Curds".


Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".


Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".


Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".


Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".


Says "Got To Go" instead of "Have To Go".


Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)


16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.


15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in KiloMeters), and counts in Millions.(Not in Lakhs)


14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).


13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.


12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee (but never says Zed).


11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY & on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"


10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.


9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".


8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.


7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.


6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.


5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "Mojule".


4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.


Few more important stuffs:-


3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.


2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.


And The Ultimate One:-


1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."

 

ha! freeway? i always say highway, never heard anyone say freeway here... :happy:

  :hehe: actually we finns use that word coz i hate this word i brought out all my hate on americans :hehe:

lae americans are awesome, sadey wla hi dekh lau... :hehe:

the only thing i appreciate about american is, the way parents obey their children :happy:

the only thing i appreciate about american is, the way parents obey their children :happy:

I definitely won't argue this...damn, but when i have kids, one loud sigh from them and they getting the capital punishment  :pagel:

Californians use freeway word a lot. Freeways dont have tolls.

do they lease out freeways in Cal...i will erect some tolls

but u wud be proud owner of "National Treasure" :happy:

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:awesome

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:awesome

Unluckily, i was introduced to a beutiful gal who always kept claiming that she luved me. and the moment she saw my back she wud tell her other bf that i was just ewwwwwwwwwwww. No doubt she said ewwwwwwww (exactly with same numbers of www) about her other bf to her 3rd bf and sooooooo on...surprisingly numbers of wwwwww in her ewwwwwwwww remained constant. she wud neva hv da pleasure of owning "National Treasure" unless  she wants her treasure from a test tube.

hahah ise karke mei USA to nahi aa hehehe
Asi desi hi theek aa veere
I had alot of food when i went to india
i didnt call highways a freeway
i drank water from handpump :)
yaar itho hi gaye aa. waise funny facts

my father is pakka punjabi. he sent me to India coz he wanted me know about our roots in punjab, punjabi culture bla bla and mostly importantly he wanted me to learn how to write, speak and read punjabi. Now i am hotchpotch of punjabi and nordic culture coz mum is nordic. I am like *kidhar janwa hun* I m still too young to think of marriage.But Papa always asks me to marry a punjabi gal and Mum asks me to marry a nordic gal. I have decided to make dem both happy. I will marry two gals one punjabi and other nordic :happy:

is that legal?  if so, i'm mooving... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

my father is pakka punjabi. he sent me to India coz he wanted me know about our roots in punjab, punjabi culture bla bla and mostly importantly he wanted me to learn how to write, speak and read punjabi. Now i am hotchpotch of punjabi and nordic culture coz mum is nordic. I am like *kidhar janwa hun* I m still too young to think of marriage.But Papa always asks me to marry a punjabi gal and Mum asks me to marry a nordic gal. I have decided to make dem both happy. I will marry two gals one punjabi and other nordic :happy:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

bechara bechara
ishq ka mara

lolzzzzzzzzzz

i lyk yo dad...bohat sai soch aa....tenu sudarn di  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: