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Title: What do you do?
Post by: SonnenKinder on October 23, 2011, 12:24:26 AM
Q. Your riding a horse at full speed, a giraffe is beside you, an elephant in front of you and a lion behind you! What do you do???
A. You get your drunk ass off of the carousel !!!
Title: Re: What do you do?
Post by: KayP on October 23, 2011, 12:26:34 AM
LOL!

makes the ride so much better!
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Post by: Grenade Singh on October 23, 2011, 12:47:00 AM
hahaha, welcome back SonnenKinder.
Title: Re: What do you do?
Post by: SonnenKinder on October 23, 2011, 12:48:28 AM
Quote from: Grenade Singh on October 23, 2011, 12:47:00 AM
hahaha, welcome back SonnenKinder.
ty veer jee
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Post by: Dhaliwal. on October 23, 2011, 01:09:21 AM
hahaha
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Post by: ★raman preet is back★ on October 23, 2011, 10:32:42 AM
hahahahahahahhaaahaha lol
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Post by: Sardar_Ji on December 24, 2011, 10:35:19 PM
hahaha nyc
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Post by: cнιяρу νιвєѕ ツ on December 24, 2011, 10:36:50 PM
hahaha  :D:
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Post by: Oн ν кєнηɗι נαтт gнαιηт αα on December 24, 2011, 10:43:11 PM
lol
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Post by: johnston5 on December 26, 2011, 01:23:39 AM
Tips to improve your writing
1. Avoid alliteration. Always.

2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.

3. Employ the vernacular.

4. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.

5. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.

6. Remember to never split an infinitive.

7. Contractions aren't necessary.

8. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.

9. One should never generalize.

10. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
Title: Re: What do you do?
Post by: Nek Singh on December 26, 2011, 02:26:44 AM
Quote from: SonnenKinder on October 23, 2011, 12:24:26 AM
Q. Your riding a horse at full speed, a giraffe is beside you, an elephant in front of you and a lion behind you! What do you do???
A. You get your drunk ass off of the carousel !!!

hahahahaha
Title: Re: What do you do?
Post by: joemartin on December 27, 2011, 12:31:12 AM
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3K RAM free, no EMS.

A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world.

A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.

A 20th century man... The guy has no future.

A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.

A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.

A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of Corn Flakes.

A couple of slates short of a full roof.

A couplet short of a sonnet.

A cup and saucer short of a place setting.

A day late and a dollar short.

A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.

A doughnut short of being a cop.

A few beads short in her rosary.