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Wedding Query (SQL Style)
« on: November 17, 2009, 06:18:12 PM »


CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
BrideGroom Male (25),
Bride Female(20) AS
BEGIN 



SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND Count(Car) > 10 AND
HouseStatus = 'ThreeStoreyed'
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having
Brothers = Null AND Sisters = Null



SELECT Gold, Cash, Car, BankBalance FROM FatherInLaw UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES ('BMW') END GO



Then the Bride writes the below query:



DROP HUSBAND;
Commit



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Wedding Query (SQL Style)
« on: November 17, 2009, 06:18:12 PM »

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Re: Wedding Query (SQL Style)
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2009, 06:25:52 PM »
hahahah

MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal UPDATE

Ask him to put repeat this hahah
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Re: Wedding Query (SQL Style)
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2009, 07:29:16 PM »
Quote from: ©o∂€л@M€→47 on November 17, 2009, 06:25:52 PM
hahahah

MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal UPDATE

Ask him to put repeat this hahah
IT related jokes soon gonna be numero uno..they sure gonna push down Blonde Jokes
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Re: Wedding Query (SQL Style)
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2009, 10:41:47 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
this is really awsome
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Wedding Query (SQL Style)
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2009, 10:56:45 PM »
Quote from: ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ on November 17, 2009, 10:41:47 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
this is really awsome
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
enni v kamjor ni lagdi tuadi greji
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Re: Wedding Query (SQL Style)
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2009, 10:58:10 PM »
yaar dbms aje last year hi kiti is lai sol aundi
heheheheheeh
angrezi taan esi wesi hi hai
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Re: Wedding Query (SQL Style)
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2009, 11:04:21 PM »
Quote from: ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ on November 17, 2009, 10:58:10 PM
yaar dbms aje last year hi kiti is lai sol aundi
heheheheheeh
angrezi taan esi wesi hi hai
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
menu v sikha deo ese vesi greji
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Re: Wedding Query (SQL Style)
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2009, 11:07:35 PM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 17, 2009, 11:04:21 PM
menu v sikha deo ese vesi greji

if u sikhing my angrezi then u will be bhuling your goody goody angrezi
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Wedding Query (SQL Style)
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2009, 11:08:46 PM »
 :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:

marjaaaaaaaaaa
lalchi nah hove tan  :huhh:

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Re: Wedding Query (SQL Style)
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2009, 11:10:03 PM »
Quote from: ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ on November 17, 2009, 11:07:35 PM
if u sikhing my angrezi then u will be bhuling your goody goody angrezi
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
nvm :happy: my deutsch is better den my english
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Re: Wedding Query (SQL Style)
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2009, 11:13:44 PM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 17, 2009, 11:10:03 PM
nvm :happy: my deutsch is better den my english

fer saanu apni aah ki kehende ne ehnu
deu tsh ch ji hi sikha dao ki hundi hai eh
 :dnk: :dnk: :dnk: :dnk: :dnk: :dnk:
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Re: Wedding Query (SQL Style)
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2009, 11:30:39 PM »
Quote from: уαηкєη вιвι on November 17, 2009, 11:08:46 PM
:marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:

marjaaaaaaaaaa
lalchi nah hove tan  :huhh:


113 vaar mar chukkia mein :sad:
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Re: Wedding Query (SQL Style)
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2009, 11:32:14 PM »
Quote from: ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ on November 17, 2009, 11:13:44 PM
fer saanu apni aah ki kehende ne ehnu
deu tsh ch ji hi sikha dao ki hundi hai eh
 :dnk: :dnk: :dnk: :dnk: :dnk: :dnk:
lo jee pehla sabk  :happy: guten morgen
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Re: Wedding Query (SQL Style)
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2009, 11:45:07 PM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 17, 2009, 11:30:39 PM
113 vaar mar chukkia mein :sad:
fer v mud mud ke janam lain toh n baaj aunda  :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Wedding Query (SQL Style)
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2009, 11:50:00 PM »
Quote from: уαηкєη вιвι on November 17, 2009, 11:08:46 PM
:marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:

marjaaaaaaaaaa
lalchi nah hove tan  :huhh:


oi bibi mein ki kita lalchi :lost:
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Re: Wedding Query (SQL Style)
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2009, 11:51:25 PM »
Quote from: уαηкєη вιвι on November 17, 2009, 11:45:07 PM
fer v mud mud ke janam lain toh n baaj aunda  :laugh: :laugh:
eh jawab taan mere parents hi de skde :happy:
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Re: Wedding Query (SQL Style)
« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2009, 11:56:20 PM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 17, 2009, 11:51:25 PM
eh jawab taan mere parents hi de skde :happy:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: marjanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Re: Wedding Query (SQL Style)
« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2009, 01:03:28 AM »
Quote from: уαηкєη вιвι on November 17, 2009, 11:56:20 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: marjanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
koi galat bolia mein
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Re: Wedding Query (SQL Style)
« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2009, 01:17:08 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 18, 2009, 01:03:28 AM
koi galat bolia mein
nahi ji tu koi galat n bolia  :laugh:
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Re: Wedding Query (SQL Style)
« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2009, 01:22:41 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 18, 2009, 01:03:28 AM
koi galat bolia mein
tu bola taan mein apne parents kolo puchha ki secret aa mere mur mur ke jamman da :wait:
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