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WALL- MART GREETER
« on: December 27, 2009, 05:12:31 AM »
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have the re. Are they twins?"

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain’t! The oldest one’s 9 and the other one’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn’t
believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day and
thank you for shopping at Wal- Mart."
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WALL- MART GREETER
« on: December 27, 2009, 05:12:31 AM »

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Re: WALL- MART GREETER
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2009, 03:37:11 PM »
demaag hill geya janta da  :happy:
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Re: WALL- MART GREETER
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2009, 02:42:50 AM »
Quote from: PENDU on December 27, 2009, 03:37:11 PM
demaag hill geya janta da  :happy:
:laugh: :laugh: half janta ta dimag bina hundi
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Re: WALL- MART GREETER
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2009, 02:46:10 AM »
hahhaha thats was straight to the point :P
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Re: WALL- MART GREETER
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2009, 02:54:47 AM »
Quote from: ©o∂€л@M€→47 on December 28, 2009, 02:46:10 AM
hahhaha thats was straight to the point :P
sarcastic too but women don understand wot sarcasm is :lost: even this woman wud hv taken it as a compliment :happy:
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Re: WALL- MART GREETER
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2009, 02:56:24 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: aunty uncle nal larh ke ayi aa  :hehe: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: WALL- MART GREETER
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2009, 03:03:16 AM »
Quote from: ιѕσℓαтє on December 28, 2009, 02:56:24 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: aunty uncle nal larh ke ayi aa  :hehe: :laugh: :laugh:
tubelight bas ena hi gal samjhi
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Re: WALL- MART GREETER
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2009, 03:05:44 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 28, 2009, 03:03:16 AM
tubelight bas ena hi gal samjhi
hor ki samjhan ala es ch  :lost:
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Re: WALL- MART GREETER
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2009, 03:07:45 AM »
Quote from: ιѕσℓαтє on December 28, 2009, 03:05:44 AM
hor ki samjhan ala es ch  :lost:
kush ni.
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Re: WALL- MART GREETER
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2009, 03:09:20 AM »
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Re: WALL- MART GREETER
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2009, 03:18:10 AM »
Quote from: ιѕσℓαтє on December 28, 2009, 03:09:20 AM
:wait: :wait: :wait: :wait:
ainwe dimag te jor na pa. rocket sciene tenu samj ji aani :hehe:
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Re: WALL- MART GREETER
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2009, 03:18:48 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 28, 2009, 03:18:10 AM
ainwe dimag te jor na pa. rocket sciene tenu samj ji aani :hehe:
kiyu n auni
je samjhounga te samjh aa jao
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Re: WALL- MART GREETER
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2009, 03:20:19 AM »
Quote from: ιѕσℓαтє on December 28, 2009, 03:18:48 AM
kiyu n auni
je samjhounga te samjh aa jao
jad tere matlb di gal hi ni ainwe samjhawa
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Re: WALL- MART GREETER
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2009, 03:21:06 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 28, 2009, 03:20:19 AM
jad tere matlb di gal hi ni ainwe samjhawa
kiyu n aa
menu n pta menu v samjha
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Re: WALL- MART GREETER
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2009, 03:23:45 AM »
Quote from: ιѕσℓαтє on December 28, 2009, 03:21:06 AM
kiyu n aa
menu n pta menu v samjha
2-4 baar par aap hi samj jana tu.
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Re: WALL- MART GREETER
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2009, 03:43:23 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 28, 2009, 03:23:45 AM
2-4 baar par aap hi samj jana tu.
:wait: :wait: :wait:
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Re: WALL- MART GREETER
« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2009, 03:44:49 AM »
Quote from: ιѕσℓαтє on December 28, 2009, 03:43:23 AM
:wait: :wait: :wait:
le eni gal te todi te khaj shuru ho gi :happy:
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Re: WALL- MART GREETER
« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2009, 03:46:44 AM »
haw haw hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: ma samjh gai  :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: WALL- MART GREETER
« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2009, 03:48:27 AM »
Quote from: ιѕσℓαтє on December 28, 2009, 03:46:44 AM
haw haw hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: ma samjh gai  :hehe: :hehe:
ajj pher apne frends nu party deni :laugh: tenu b samjh lagan lag pi
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Re: WALL- MART GREETER
« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2009, 03:51:54 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 28, 2009, 03:48:27 AM
ajj pher apne frends nu party deni :laugh: tenu b samjh lagan lag pi
tu pary deini aa  :pagel: :pagel:?????

pta jad ma colg ch c
apa uni jande c
othe ik munda aunda c...bomb :love: :love: :love:
apa ohda naam smart boye rakhiyea c....
jad v oh sanu najar aunda c
meri best frnd aa ustoh party lainde c :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:

ehna maja anda c..ma tan pray krdi c rabba ajj dikhje ajj dikh je party milugi  :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
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