One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like crazy. I guess I better see a doctor."
 
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... a lot cheaper than a doctor."
 
So Joe puts a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours
the sample into the slot and waits.
 
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
 
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
 
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.  He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurried back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results.
 
He deposited ten dollars, poured in his concoction, and awaited the results.  The computer then prints the following:
 
1. Your tap water is too hard.  Get a water softener.  (Aisle 9)
 
2. Your dog has ringworm.  Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.  (Aisle 7)
 
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
 
4. Your wife is pregnant; twins.  They aren't yours.  Get a lawyer.
 
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
 
Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart



Excuse me if somebody finds a part of this Joke rude or offensive

 :hehe: :hehe: ganda bacha

:hehe: :hehe: ganda bacha

well talking about sex is still a taboo in india...typical indian mentality

wot do u mean  :angr:

I mean its not a dirty subject. Only our mentality is dirty. scandinavia is most open society in world. i m happy, i was born here and not in india.

te fer ethe india ki karan aya..... ??? tusi baharle neva gonna understand.... malhotra ji jis cheej te parda hunda aa nah us cheej te je parda rave tan h changa hunda aa....

rubbish :lost: not a logical statement.

tusi baharliyea nu eh kdi samjh aa v n skda...

Freud said Men or Women always are obsessed with things those are kept secrets. Well a healthy discussion or knowledge of sex is not a big deal, if it imparts knowledge. I aint gonna change a society that still wanna live like primitives or cavemen.  :happy: live your life your own way. Let me tell you onething. In our country, a Sauna is a must in every household. And its taboo to enter Sauna with a piece of cloth on your body and usually parents and kids take sauna togather. Now imagine a Sister, a Brother, a Mother and a Father having sauna without wearing anything. And my father is pakka punjabi. And he does not allow me to have sauna with them.. Its a generation gap. But hez too happy to discuss his love for Shilpa Shetty. Yesterday he called me to tell dt he was feeling heart broken coz Shilpa Shetty got married. I know its his way of having fun and he has nothing to do with shilpa shetty. He is a loyal husband. I personally feel that one shud not hide anything even if its about sex.

Freud said Men or Women always are obsessed with things those are kept secrets. Well a healthy discussion or knowledge of sex is not a big deal, if it imparts knowledge. I aint gonna change a society that still wanna live like primitives or cavemen.  :happy: live your life your own way. Let me tell you onething. In our country, a Sauna is a must in every household. And its taboo to enter Sauna with a piece of cloth on your body and usually parents and kids take sauna togather. Now imagine a Sister, a Brother, a Mother and a Father having sauna without wearing anything. And my father is pakka punjabi. And he does not allow me to have sauna with them.. Its a generation gap. But hez too happy to discuss his love for Shilpa Shetty. Yesterday he called me to tell dt he was feeling heart broken coz Shilpa Shetty got married. I know its his way of having fun and he has nothing to do with shilpa shetty. He is a loyal husband. I personally feel that one shud not hide anything even if its about sex.

te tu indian mentality bare kime bol sakda a... menu ajj tak ah n samjh aundi tusi hunde tan indian h ho..bahar ja ke apne ap nu pta ki banan lag jande aa... beshak asi india ch rehne aa bt um damn sure ki sadi soch tusi half punjabi half gore naloh vadh achi hundi aa.... asi v share krde aa sabh kush apne mom dad.. infact mah dad do d same thng.... es nal mentality di gal ayi aa.... es topic nu ure h khatam krde hoye ma ahi kehna chauni aa indians bare kush v bolan toh pehla 100 var soch leo.....

veere its not about that
I understand its important but in india ,these things are kept hidden . People feel embarrased to talk about that. YOu might have studied cultural differences. Thats a part of it. everbody knows everything but they aren't that open to express it.
hope it does make some sense to you ? thats what Yanken/Sardarni ji was trying to explain i hope

ya but i too undertand that its human nature to get more curious about things those r kept hidden or secrets. If everyone does know, wots da logic behind keeping it a secret?

 

thats how it works in india man .. nuthin we can do about it :)

:happy: but its funny to keep somthing secret thats not a secret at all

sonnen hun es cheej nu ure h khatam krde..mere dimag di nas fat jani aa :angr:

mein aap eho hi sochda. eh topic khatam kar diya