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Valentine's Cards
« on: November 27, 2009, 05:58:10 PM »
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

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Valentine's Cards
« on: November 27, 2009, 05:58:10 PM »

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Re: Valentine's Cards
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2009, 02:48:51 AM »
samjh n lagi  :lost:
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Re: Valentine's Cards
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2009, 07:44:32 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on November 30, 2009, 02:48:51 AM
samjh n lagi  :lost:
awwwwwwwww a perfect example of tubelight  :hehe: How wud u feel if ur hubby receives a valentine card from his ex gf or an anonymous gf? u wud feel like hmmmmmm he wud pay for it,,I gonna divorce him...and u be luking for a divorce lawer...well this particular lawyer is not only smart but got a gr8 business accumen...he is sending valentine cards to his prospective clients :happy:
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Re: Valentine's Cards
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2009, 02:41:16 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 30, 2009, 07:44:32 AM
awwwwwwwww a perfect example of tubelight  :hehe: How wud u feel if ur hubby receives a valentine card from his ex gf or an anonymous gf? u wud feel like hmmmmmm he wud pay for it,,I gonna divorce him...and u be luking for a divorce lawer...well this particular lawyer is not only smart but got a gr8 business accumen...he is sending valentine cards to his prospective clients :happy:
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: haye rabba
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Re: Valentine's Cards
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2009, 07:19:48 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on December 01, 2009, 02:41:16 AM
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: haye rabba
te tu aje lawyer banana c  :happy: chori de guilty no katal di saza dwandi :laugh:
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Re: Valentine's Cards
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2009, 11:41:37 PM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 01, 2009, 07:19:48 AM
te tu aje lawyer banana c  :happy: chori de guilty no katal di saza dwandi :laugh:
:huhh: :huhh: :huhh: shut ju up
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Re: Valentine's Cards
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2009, 11:48:01 PM »
ahhahah
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