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Fun Shun Junction => Jokes Majaak => Topic started by: SonnenKinder on December 27, 2009, 04:18:28 AM

Title: UNITED STATES MAP
Post by: SonnenKinder on December 27, 2009, 04:18:28 AM
A  father wanted to read a magazine but was being bothered by his little girl, Shelby. She wanted to know what the United States looked like.

Finally, he tore a sheet out of his new magazine on which was printed the
map of the country. Tearing it into small pieces, he gave it to Shelby and
said, "Go into the other room and see if  you can put this together. This
will show you our whole country today."

After a few minutes, Shelby returned and handed him the map, correctly
fitted and taped together. The father was surprised and asked how she had
finished so quickly.

 
"Oh,’ she said, "on the other side of the paper is a picture of  Jesus. When I got all of Jesus back where He belonged, then our country just came together."
Title: Re: UNITED STATES MAP
Post by: TheStig on December 27, 2009, 04:55:15 AM
smart girl aye
Title: Re: UNITED STATES MAP
Post by: SonnenKinder on December 27, 2009, 06:39:28 AM
smart girl aye
get jesus back and get usa togather :happy:
Title: Re: UNITED STATES MAP
Post by: KuriPataka on December 27, 2009, 07:05:23 AM
I would've thought closing mcdonalds would the USA back.
Title: Re: UNITED STATES MAP
Post by: SonnenKinder on December 27, 2009, 07:07:34 AM
I would've thought closing mcdonalds would the USA back.
write down ur proposal on a paper and send it to me. i wud forward it to Obama
Title: Re: UNITED STATES MAP
Post by: KuriPataka on December 27, 2009, 07:09:37 AM
And then Obama will win the Nobel prize for being able to read.
Title: Re: UNITED STATES MAP
Post by: _Beast_ on December 27, 2009, 04:33:54 PM
hahahah isn't thr an ad like this,
a guy tear pic of globe into pieces and tells his son to put it together,, on the other side is a picture of a man,, and thn later the messge comes .. :happy:
Title: Re: UNITED STATES MAP
Post by: SonnenKinder on December 28, 2009, 03:05:02 AM
And then Obama will win the Nobel prize for being able to read.
he stands no chance until nominated by me  :happy: