This Texan goes to Hawaii for vacation. The first place they go
is a beach. The Texan says, "Well yaknow, this is really a pretty
beach, but it aint no big deal. Hell, we got beaches just as
pretty on South Padre Island."

The next place they go is Honolulu. The Texan says, "Well, yea
this is alright. But we got more buildings, and taller buildings
than this in both Houston and Dallas. This aint no big deal."

Well this goes on all day. Everywhere they go, there is something
in Texas just as good. The tour guide is getting tired of this.

Finally he takes the group up to the top of a live volcano. As
they are standing around this, the tour guide looked at the Texan
and asked, "Well you son of a bitch, you got anything like this in
Texas?"

The Texan thought about it for a minute and replied, "Well no.
But I'll tell you what. We got a fire department in Waco that
will put that son of a bitch out in about fifteen minutes....."

so the Texans are Proud of being Texans  :happy:

I thought this topic was going to be about Houston Texans (NFL Team)

one of pj member Punjabi Stud likes texan jokes :

That would be me..ichanged my name......ahahahahah Texans are likee blonds to other states...lol

: gotcha again..Punjabi Stud...init?

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
bt nt betta den indians :lol: :lol:

of course better den indians. indian eddi vaddi gapp ni maar skde

lai tenu ki pta gappa maran nu h tan sher ne indians  :hehe:

:laugh: shernia v

:marro: :marro: neva

kuria nalo bada gapp maran wala hai hi ni koi. sab to bddi gapp age bare hundi

acha ma tan kadi ni mari avdi age bare gapp  :huhh:

pher kis bare gap marde ho :lost:

ma gap mardi h n aa  :huhh:

jhothi

sachi

chogli b gap hondi