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Tusi gr8 ho......
« on: July 06, 2010, 01:28:37 PM »
Interviewer: what is your birth date?
niku: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR



Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
niku replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X..



After returning back from a foreign trip, niku asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
niku: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked niku:
Any great man born in this
niku: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So niku writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.


When niku was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted the mirror. niku shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.


Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
niku: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

niku: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
niku: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

niku: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
niku: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
niku: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
niku: Bcoz it is Black & White

niku attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
niku: If U give me the address I will go there sir.


niku attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
niku: If U give me the address I will go there sir.


niku attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
niku: If U give me the address I will go there sir.



Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
niku: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
lolz


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