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Tusi gr8 ho......
« on: July 06, 2010, 01:28:37 PM »
Interviewer: what is your birth date?
niku: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR



Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
niku replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X..



After returning back from a foreign trip, niku asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
niku: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked niku:
Any great man born in this
niku: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So niku writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.


When niku was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted the mirror. niku shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.


Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
niku: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

niku: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
niku: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

niku: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
niku: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
niku: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
niku: Bcoz it is Black & White

niku attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
niku: If U give me the address I will go there sir.


niku attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
niku: If U give me the address I will go there sir.


niku attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
niku: If U give me the address I will go there sir.



Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
niku: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
lolz

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Tusi gr8 ho......
« on: July 06, 2010, 01:28:37 PM »

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Re: Tusi gr8 ho......
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2010, 01:35:31 PM »
ssa veere,
thuhada username punjabi hai, te thuhanu sardaar,s te joke kerna changa nai lagda,
i knw tusi v kisi thaa too copy kita hovega but tusi sardaar delete kerke kuj hor ker dena chahida si,


bakiyan da taa pata ni but its hurts, mainu maan hai sardaar hon tey, kyu sardaar di pehchaan aaj jokes ch hi reh gayee a,

i ask this qus to every1, WHY
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Re: Tusi gr8 ho......
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2010, 01:40:02 PM »



I have to agree with Lalli.
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Re: Tusi gr8 ho......
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2010, 01:49:45 PM »
Lalli bhaji bilkul sehi ne, jihna sardara da aj tusi mjak udande a ohna diya kde tusi kurbaniya da mull ni de sakde.
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Re: Tusi gr8 ho......
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2010, 01:53:07 PM »
kini badi gal a jina ne sardaari khatir apne sirr tak luha dite aaj una nu asi jokes de threw yaad ker rahe aa,  :rabb: :rabb: :rabb:
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Re: Tusi gr8 ho......
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2010, 01:53:39 PM »
Quote from: lalli_cheema on July 06, 2010, 01:35:31 PM
ssa veere,
thuhada username punjabi hai, te thuhanu sardaar,s te joke kerna changa nai lagda,
i knw tusi v kisi thaa too copy kita hovega but tusi sardaar delete kerke kuj hor ker dena chahida si,


bakiyan da taa pata ni but its hurts, mainu maan hai sardaar hon tey, kyu sardaar di pehchaan aaj jokes ch hi reh gayee a,

i ask this qus to every1, WHY

 done !
and ......
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Re: Tusi gr8 ho......
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2010, 01:54:32 PM »
Quote from: lalli_cheema on July 06, 2010, 01:53:07 PM
kini badi gal a jina ne sardaari khatir apne sirr tak luha dite aaj una nu asi jokes de threw yaad ker rahe aa,  :rabb: :rabb: :rabb:
its fixed now no argu
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