A man passed away and went to Heaven. When he arrived at the Pearly Gates,St. Peter said,"Come on in.I`ll show you around. You`ll like it here." While walking through the gates,the man noticed clocks everywhere.There were clocks in every corner.The man questioned St. Peter, "What`s the deal?Why are all these clocks here in Heaven?","The clocks keep track of things on earth.There is one clock for each person.Every time that person on earth tells a lie,his clock moves ahead one minute."St. Peter continued,"For instance,this clock is for Sam, the used car salesman.Sam sells a lot of used cars,so the minute hand on his clock moves all day long."Soon,they came to a clock with cobwebs on the minute hand."Whose clock is that?"asked the man."That clock belongs to the Widow Mary.She is one of the finest,God-fearing, people on earth.I`ll bet her clock hasn`t moved in a year or two."The man said"Where is President Clinton's clock?"He replied,"Look overhead.We use his clock for a ceiling fan."