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Traffic Court
« on: January 14, 2010, 07:55:23 AM »
Recently in Traffic Court, a man who received an expensive parking ticket testified that a uniformed Policeman had given his OK for the man to park there.

The Judge asked the man if he would recognize the Officer if he ever saw him again, and the man replied that he would.

The Judge then said, "Good.  When you see the Officer again, tell him he owes you 57 dollars.  Next..."
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« on: January 14, 2010, 07:55:23 AM »

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Re: Traffic Court
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2010, 11:29:33 PM »
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Re: Traffic Court
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2010, 01:12:45 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 14, 2010, 11:29:33 PM
:hehe: :hehe:
aa jaldi samj aa gaya :happy:
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Re: Traffic Court
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2010, 01:18:25 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 15, 2010, 01:12:45 AM
aa jaldi samj aa gaya :happy:
han court aa gea nah.. pata ik waqt ch ma advocate banana chaundi c 8->
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Re: Traffic Court
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2010, 01:23:46 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 15, 2010, 01:18:25 AM
han court aa gea nah.. pata ik waqt ch ma advocate banana chaundi c 8->
:laugh: court vich gadasa chalndi pher te judge nu kendi mar jaaa dafa hone :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Traffic Court
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2010, 01:25:46 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 15, 2010, 01:23:46 AM
:laugh: court vich gadasa chalndi pher te judge nu kendi mar jaaa dafa hone :laugh: :laugh:
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: aho je gal nah manda fer aho hona c.. pata ma shuru toh h punjabi boldi aa so meri tone javan punjabana vargi aa... je ma hindi boldi aa gosh  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: hasse pe jande aa hindi boldi boldi di punjabi nikal jandi aa  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Traffic Court
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2010, 01:32:49 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 15, 2010, 01:25:46 AM
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: aho je gal nah manda fer aho hona c.. pata ma shuru toh h punjabi boldi aa so meri tone javan punjabana vargi aa... je ma hindi boldi aa gosh  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: hasse pe jande aa hindi boldi boldi di punjabi nikal jandi aa  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
meri cousin hagi ik 4 saal di. she goes to day boarding school. where she plays with finnish kids so she picked finnish from them. ghar vich uncle aunti pnjabi, hindi vich gal krde so she picked some pnjabi and hindi from them. us de kuch neighbours england to aaye ethe kam li so she picked some english from them. and swedish is our secondary language so she cn speak some svenska too. No one except me, apart from her school buddies, understand her  :laugh: :laugh: not even her parents.
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Re: Traffic Court
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2010, 01:34:14 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 15, 2010, 01:32:49 AM
meri cousin hagi ik 4 saal di. she goes to day boarding school. where she plays with finnish kids so she picked finnish from them. ghar vich uncle aunti pnjabi, hindi vich gal krde so she picked some pnjabi and hindi from them. us de kuch neighbours england to aaye ethe kam li so she picked some english from them. and swedish is our secondary language so she cn speak some svenska too. No one except me, apart from her school buddies, understand her  :laugh: :laugh: not even her parents.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lolzzzzzzzz kudi cnfuse krke rakh diti tusdi :spamfight: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Traffic Court
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2010, 04:57:46 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 15, 2010, 01:34:14 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lolzzzzzzzz kudi cnfuse krke rakh diti tusdi :spamfight: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Traffic Court
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2010, 04:59:18 AM »
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Re: Traffic Court
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2010, 05:07:14 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 15, 2010, 04:59:18 AM
aho aho
ni ta one year li tere kol pnjabi sikhn li chhad danwa? pnjabi vich  goria nu bolugi dafa hona :laugh: ma ta hass hass ke pagal hi ho jana :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Traffic Court
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2010, 05:08:50 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 15, 2010, 05:07:14 AM
ni ta one year li tere kol pnjabi sikhn li chhad danwa? pnjabi vich  goria nu bolugi dafa hona :laugh: ma ta hass hass ke pagal hi ho jana :laugh: :laugh:
haahhahhahha chad de chad de ma tan ahen perfect bana deini aa.. koi munda panga lain nu das var sochuga  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Traffic Court
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2010, 05:15:05 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 15, 2010, 05:08:50 AM
haahhahhahha chad de chad de ma tan ahen perfect bana deini aa.. koi munda panga lain nu das var sochuga  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
teri training to baad koi munda panga lave na lve one ta panga lena hi lena mundea naal :laugh:
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Re: Traffic Court
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2010, 05:16:45 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 15, 2010, 05:15:05 AM
teri training to baad koi munda panga lave na lve one ta panga lena hi lena mundea naal :laugh:
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: han fer dekh la guddi ahen macho girl bana deini aa  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Traffic Court
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2010, 05:52:23 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 15, 2010, 05:16:45 AM
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: han fer dekh la guddi ahen macho girl bana deini aa  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Traffic Court
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2010, 05:56:50 AM »
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:happy: kitoos kitoos
kitoos children shoe wear :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Traffic Court
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2010, 06:05:30 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 15, 2010, 05:56:50 AM
kitoos children shoe wear :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
pnjabi te english bolda bolda ma apni lingo bol gaya :laugh: kitoos = thank you
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Re: Traffic Court
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2010, 06:07:44 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 15, 2010, 06:05:30 AM
pnjabi te english bolda bolda ma apni lingo bol gaya :laugh: kitoos = thank you
hahahahha lolzzz... pata n ki ki boli janda aa.. ethe tan ehnu footwear kehnde aa jawaka de :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Traffic Court
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2010, 06:20:00 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 15, 2010, 06:07:44 AM
hahahahha lolzzz... pata n ki ki boli janda aa.. ethe tan ehnu footwear kehnde aa jawaka de :hehe: :hehe:
tanu andi ni ta tanu ajeeb lgda. kitoos= thanks Aiti= mother Isa = father koyraa= dog moi moi= hello n byee Hyvää huomenta= good morning, Hyvää iltaa=good evening, Terwe = Hello ja kadi bol jawa samj li hon :laugh:
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Re: Traffic Court
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2010, 06:23:26 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 15, 2010, 06:20:00 AM
tanu andi ni ta tanu ajeeb lgda. kitoos= thanks Aiti= mother Isa = father koyraa= dog moi moi= hello n byee Hyvää huomenta= good morning, Hyvää iltaa=good evening, Terwe = Hello ja kadi bol jawa samj li hon :laugh:
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