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Top facts about Rajnikant (Tamil superstar)
« on: November 14, 2009, 06:53:10 PM »
 * There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.

 * Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.

 * Rajnikant counted to infinity - twice.

 * When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. (God help me.. i cant take this anymore)

 * Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

 * Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. (LOL)

 * Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.

 * Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.

 * There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

 * Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

 * Rajnikant can divide by zero.

 * Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.

 * Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

 * Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Rajnikant"

 * If you Google search "Rajnikant getting kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

 * Rajnikant can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

 * Rajnikant doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

 * The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.

 * There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.

 * Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

 * James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

 * Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.


 


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