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TOILET PAPER
« on: November 12, 2009, 03:00:46 AM »
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet, rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. He does so and she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy.
"Are you the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Well, can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" the woman asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his thick hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the barman -clearly excited "is there anything I can do?".
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to lick them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room.".
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TOILET PAPER
« on: November 12, 2009, 03:00:46 AM »

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Re: TOILET PAPER
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2009, 07:52:03 PM »




gande lok  :lol:
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Re: TOILET PAPER
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2009, 08:09:53 PM »
thats bit nasty innit!
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Re: TOILET PAPER
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2009, 01:58:07 AM »
Quote from: _kAmLo_ on November 12, 2009, 07:52:03 PM


gande lok  :lol:
smart woman :happy:
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Re: TOILET PAPER
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2009, 01:59:55 AM »
Quote from: ©o∂€л@M€→47 on November 12, 2009, 08:09:53 PM
thats bit nasty innit!
but it got a hygenic side too  :happy: u from UK? coz only british use dt slang "innit"
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Re: TOILET PAPER
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2009, 02:02:32 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 13, 2009, 01:59:55 AM
but it got a hygenic side too  :happy: u from UK? coz only british use dt slang "innit"
no he's frm aus.
bt slang hegi aa UK di  :pagel:
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Re: TOILET PAPER
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2009, 02:04:57 AM »
uaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
menu ulti aundi pai aa          X_X X_X X_X
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Re: TOILET PAPER
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2009, 02:06:06 AM »
chi chi shi shi shi............... :superhappy:
oyee hor kide jaa k kr ulti..
pj naa gndaa kr di............
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Re: TOILET PAPER
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2009, 02:08:06 AM »
Quote from: уαηкєη вιвι on November 13, 2009, 02:04:57 AM
uaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
menu ulti aundi pai aa          X_X X_X X_X
r u hallucinating? i mean visualising dt scene?
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Re: TOILET PAPER
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2009, 02:09:05 AM »
Quote from: уαηкєη вιвι on November 13, 2009, 02:02:32 AM
no he's frm aus.
bt slang hegi aa UK di  :pagel:
thanks spokeswoman :happy:
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Re: TOILET PAPER
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2009, 02:10:22 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 13, 2009, 02:08:06 AM
r u hallucinating? i mean visualising dt scene?
ya um makin illusions  X_X
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Re: TOILET PAPER
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2009, 02:13:53 AM »
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Re: TOILET PAPER
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2009, 02:16:02 AM »
Quote from: уαηкєη вιвι on November 13, 2009, 02:10:22 AM
ya um makin illusions  X_X
try visualising some beautiful flowers blossomin in his beard
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Re: TOILET PAPER
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2009, 02:20:45 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 13, 2009, 01:59:55 AM
but it got a hygenic side too  :happy: u from UK? coz only british use dt slang "innit"
haha
oh well
yeah i just said innit :P
am not english
I know how to pronounce  T and english people they dnt  hahah
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Re: TOILET PAPER
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2009, 02:24:02 AM »
Quote from: the gorrrruuu on November 13, 2009, 02:06:06 AM
chi chi shi shi shi............... :superhappy:
oyee hor kide jaa k kr ulti..
pj naa gndaa kr di............
:Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: kehna ni chahnd par ulti de kai reasons ho skde, joke ta bahana ban gya ulti da
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Re: TOILET PAPER
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2009, 02:27:12 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 13, 2009, 02:16:02 AM
try visualising some beautiful flowers blossomin in his beard
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: TOILET PAPER
« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2009, 02:29:23 AM »
Quote from: ©o∂€л@M€→47 on November 13, 2009, 02:20:45 AM
haha
oh well
yeah i just said innit :P
am not english
I know how to pronounce  T and english people they dnt  hahah
yea right
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