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« on: January 14, 2010, 08:01:34 AM »
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives.  Upon surveying his situation, he says quietly to himself, "I'm toast."

A ray of light breaks forth from the sky and a voice booms out: "No, you are NOT toast.  Pick up that stone in front of you and bash the head of the chief."

So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash in the head of the chief.  He is breathing heavily while standing above the sprawled out-chief.

Surrounding him are the 100 native warriors with a look of shock on their faces.

The voice booms out again: "Okay... NOW you're toast!"

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« on: January 14, 2010, 08:01:34 AM »

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Re: Toast
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2010, 11:27:03 PM »
 :lost:

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Re: Toast
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2010, 05:04:20 AM »
:lost:
ja ma kuri honda matha te hath mar ke kena c haye oi rabba :angr:

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Re: Toast
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2010, 05:06:53 AM »
ja ma kuri honda matha te hath mar ke kena c haye oi rabba :angr:
lai hun ki ho geA?

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Re: Toast
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2010, 05:08:07 AM »
lai hun ki ho geA?
tanu smj ni aande jokes :lost:

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Re: Toast
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2010, 05:09:44 AM »
tanu smj ni aande jokes :lost:
jehde aunde aa uste hassdi aa nah hun nahi samjh aya tan ki kara jhuthi muthi hass pavan  :huhh:

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Re: Toast
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2010, 05:13:50 AM »
jehde aunde aa uste hassdi aa nah hun nahi samjh aya tan ki kara jhuthi muthi hass pavan  :huhh:
Toast da mtlab samj ethe. Toast da matlab meri feast krni ena hun. maar ke kha jana te party urani. pehla ta una da pta ni c onu marke party krni c ki nai par jado ona de sardar nu maar dita pher ta samjh oh toast ban hi gaya  :happy:

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Re: Toast
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2010, 05:15:45 AM »
Toast da mtlab samj ethe. Toast da matlab meri feast krni ena hun. maar ke kha jana te party urani. pehla ta una da pta ni c onu marke party krni c ki nai par jado ona de sardar nu maar dita pher ta samjh oh toast ban hi gaya  :happy:
hahahhahaha lol :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:  aa gea samjh.. ma tan oh samjhi jandi c jeda toast ma banundi aa bread da :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: Toast
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2010, 05:50:28 AM »
hahahhahaha lol :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:  aa gea samjh.. ma tan oh samjhi jandi c jeda toast ma banundi aa bread da :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
oi party vich jado shrabi cheers krde o b toast honda :happy:

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Re: Toast
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2010, 05:51:36 AM »
oi party vich jado shrabi cheers krde o b toast honda :happy:
khan ala toast v hunda aa .. ma banuni aa

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Re: Toast
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2010, 06:00:54 AM »
khan ala toast v hunda aa .. ma banuni aa
kida vada technical kam kardi aa tu toast bana ke manu pata o b hunda :laugh:

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Re: Toast
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2010, 06:01:59 AM »
kida vada technical kam kardi aa tu toast bana ke manu pata o b hunda :laugh:
hehehheh aho mere lai tan hega aa :hehe:

 

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