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Fun Shun Junction => Jokes Majaak => Topic started by: Laadli Aman on January 12, 2015, 05:18:15 AM

Title: Tivi Te Baba
Post by: Laadli Aman on January 12, 2015, 05:18:15 AM

Ik Tivi Babe De Kol Ja Ke Kehendi,
“Baba Jee, Mere Aadmi Menu Ghar Aunde Saar Maarna Peetna Suru Kar Dinda Hai”,
Baba Kehenda, “Aah Lai Taabeez, Jad Vi Tera Gharwala, Ghar Aave, Ehnu Apne Moonh Ch Paa Lavi Te,
Te Thodi Der Munh Na Kholi”,
7 Din Baad Tivi Khush Hundi Hoyi, Fer Babe Kol Gyi,
Kehendi, “Baba Jee Kamaal Ho Gya, Jad Tak Main Tabeez Nu Munh Ch Rakhdi Han, Oh Menu Kuch Ni Kehenda”
Baba Kehenda, “Beta, Aa Tabeez Da Ni Teri Jubaan Band Rakhan Da Fayda Hai…”
 :loll:    :D: :D:

Title: BJP Congress Parchar
Post by: Laadli Aman on January 12, 2015, 05:22:16 AM

Ik Munde Ne Ek Kudi Nu Kamal Da Phull Vekhaya,  :love:
Kudi Ne Ohnu Ik Jordar Chaped Maari,  :slap:
Munda Bolya, Main Tan BJP Da Parchar Kar Reha Si,
Tu Menu Kyu Maarya?
Kudi Boli, Main Congress  Da Parchar Kar Rahi Han..  :5:

  :D: :D:

Title: GuriPNB d kamaal
Post by: Laadli Aman on January 12, 2015, 05:28:01 AM

GuriPNB  Ik Wari Nadi Ch Digg Peya

Te Oh Paani Ch Dubban Lagda Ae,

Fer Oh HadBadanda Te Dubda-Dubda Hoya

Ik Machi Nu Fad K Bahr Sutt Dinda Ae

Te Kehnda Ke Saliye Main Te Marna Ee Ae
Chal Tu Te Apni Jaan Bcha Lai…   :rofl:  :D:

Title: Re: BJP Congress Parchar
Post by: MyselF GhainT on January 12, 2015, 05:33:15 AM

 :D: :D: :D: :D: att hai

Title: Frogs Chatting…
Post by: Laadli Aman on January 12, 2015, 05:35:56 AM

Frogs Chatting…

Frog 1 -Tur
Frog 2 -TurTur  :blah:

Frog 1 -TurTurTur
Frog 2-TurTurTurTur

Frog 1-Tur Tur Tur
Frog 2-KUR KUR KUR

Frog1 – Kann Te Marni Main Chaped, Topic Change Na Kar… Tur Tur Tur.. :p
 :D:

Title: Re: BJP Congress Parchar
Post by: Laadli Aman on January 12, 2015, 05:38:49 AM

:D:

thnxx


tusi vekhna chahoge parchar congress da :D:

Title: Golden Words By Hitler
Post by: Laadli Aman on January 12, 2015, 05:40:36 AM

Golden Words By Hitler:
If you can not fly, run.
If you can not run, Walk.
If you can not walk, crawl.
but keep moving…
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Santa:
Oye Eh Ta Theek Aa, Per Jana Kithe Hai?  :2cool:

Title: Sher Varga Kutta Joke
Post by: Laadli Aman on January 12, 2015, 05:44:54 AM

santa: Tuhada Kutta Tan Sher Varga Ho Geya, Ki Khwande Ho Ehnu?

 :happy: :happy:

Banta: Oye, Eh Sher Hi Hai, Sala Pyar, Pyur De Chakkaran Ch Pai Geya, Sakhal Kutte Jehi Ho Gayi Ae.  :laugh: :laugh:
:D

Title: Re: GuriPNB d kamaal
Post by: GuriOSM on January 12, 2015, 09:43:23 AM

Bande di soch changi honi chahidi, karma da ki aa :D: :D: :D: :D:

Title: Re: GuriPNB d kamaal
Post by: Amitoz on January 12, 2015, 09:57:38 AM

:D: :D: guri de kammm dekhh lao.. akal vechh k patisa kha geya lagda :D: :D:

Title: Re: GuriPNB d kamaal
Post by: GuriOSM on January 12, 2015, 10:01:21 AM

Quote from: Amitoz Kaur on January 12, 2015, 09:57:38 AM

:D: :D: guri de kammm dekhh lao.. akal vechh k patisa kha geya lagda :D: :D:

Paapi pet ka swal ta :laugh:

Title: Re: Sher Varga Kutta Joke
Post by: GuriOSM on January 12, 2015, 10:11:01 AM

Patwari magar kutta pe gya.
Kafi thak har ke patwari kahnda "Kutteya, je tu banda hunda, tenu m das dinda patwari ki cheez hundi :laugh:

Title: Re: Frogs Chatting…
Post by: GuriOSM on January 12, 2015, 10:21:42 AM

Frog 2 mere te gya :D: :D: :D:

Title: Re: Sher Varga Kutta Joke
Post by: Cutter on January 12, 2015, 10:52:04 AM

Hahaha funny :D:

Title: Re: GuriPNB d kamaal
Post by: Laadli Aman on January 12, 2015, 10:08:56 PM

guri manda na fer k.mundeya ch dimag ni hunda :D:

Title: Re: Frogs Chatting…
Post by: Laadli Aman on January 12, 2015, 10:12:25 PM

aaho tahi ta tere vangu kanna te khanda..... :D:

Title: Re: Frogs Chatting…
Post by: Apna Punjab on January 12, 2015, 11:22:22 PM

 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:..........

Title: Re: GuriPNB d kamaal
Post by: Apna Punjab on January 12, 2015, 11:23:40 PM

 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: bara ayi hushiyaar aah v binnu warga hunda janda hun  :D:

Title: Re: Sher Varga Kutta Joke
Post by: Apna Punjab on January 12, 2015, 11:25:03 PM

 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: both joke funny  :D:

Title: Re: BJP Congress Parchar
Post by: Apna Punjab on January 12, 2015, 11:25:55 PM

 :D: :D: :D: :D: ghaint aaa :D:

Title: Re: Tivi Te Baba
Post by: Apna Punjab on January 12, 2015, 11:27:02 PM

 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: agree u

Title: Re: Tivi Te Baba
Post by: Laadli Aman on January 14, 2015, 07:24:12 AM

Haaan eh jia gallan te bda agreement hunda

Hahaga

Title: Re: BJP Congress Parchar
Post by: Laadli Aman on January 14, 2015, 07:25:55 AM

Achaa..ajeha prchar krona hoy ta dssinn
Hehe

Title: Re: Frogs Chatting…
Post by: Laadli Aman on January 14, 2015, 07:27:07 AM

Ajay.... dhyaan naall

Murr aa hun

Title: Re: Sher Varga Kutta Joke
Post by: Laadli Aman on January 14, 2015, 07:28:42 AM

Lol...thnxxx

Title: Re: Frogs Chatting…
Post by: Amitoz on January 14, 2015, 08:50:59 AM

lol :D: :D:

Title: Re: Frogs Chatting…
Post by: Laadli Aman on January 15, 2015, 01:43:07 AM

Ammy hath peer krn lg jne tere... murr aa tu v

Title: Re: GuriPNB d kamaal
Post by: Laadli Aman on January 15, 2015, 01:44:39 AM

Ap tenu punjabi ni aundi.. lol

Title: Re: GuriPNB d kamaal
Post by: ca|i5aban ◙◙♫' on January 15, 2015, 02:30:39 AM

Quote from: GuriPNB on January 12, 2015, 09:43:23 AM

Bande di soch changi honi chahidi, karma da ki aa :D: :D: :D: :D:

 :slap: :D: tera aukha

Title: Re: GuriPNB d kamaal
Post by: GuriOSM on January 15, 2015, 02:33:31 AM

O ta shukar karo m vegetarian aa :hehe:

Title: Re: GuriPNB d kamaal
Post by: MyselF GhainT on January 15, 2015, 04:45:34 AM

lol ahaha