Author Topic: Things about Marriage - All Guys should know (Read 1365 times)

SonnenKinder · « **on:** January 14, 2010, 10:07:49 AM »

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.
It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

Author Topic: Things about Marriage - All Guys should know (Read 1365 times)

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Things about Marriage - All Guys should know

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