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The Secret
« on: December 24, 2009, 09:54:45 PM »
The young woman was jogging when she saw a wizened old man, smiling at her from his porch.

"You look so happy!" she said to him.  "What's your secret and for a long satisfying life?"

"Well, I smoke three packs of cigarettes every day and I drink a case of whisky every week.  On top of that I never exercise, and I eat a lot of fatty foods."

"That is amazing," the woman said.  "And how old are you?"

He answered, "thirty-two."
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« on: December 24, 2009, 09:54:45 PM »

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Re: The Secret
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2009, 04:18:33 PM »
hmmm.. i would have liked this joke, if the man would have said,,
"ohh thats a secret" :pagel:
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Re: The Secret
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2009, 08:19:02 PM »
Quote from: PENDU on December 26, 2009, 04:18:33 PM
hmmm.. i would have liked this joke, if the man would have said,,
"ohh thats a secret" :pagel:
:lost:
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Re: The Secret
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2009, 02:05:54 AM »
hahahhahahahahahhahahah crazy...
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Re: The Secret
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2009, 02:26:13 AM »
Quote from: мιѕѕ 2010 on December 30, 2009, 02:05:54 AM
hahahhahahahahahhahahah crazy...
museum vich rakna chahida eda da banda :happy:
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Re: The Secret
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2009, 02:27:36 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 30, 2009, 02:26:13 AM
museum vich rakna chahida eda da banda :happy:
sai keha  :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: The Secret
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2009, 02:37:13 AM »
Quote from: мιѕѕ 2010 on December 30, 2009, 02:27:36 AM
sai keha  :laugh: :laugh:
naal ik chota jeha statue tera b khara kar deo
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Re: The Secret
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2009, 03:00:16 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 30, 2009, 02:37:13 AM
naal ik chota jeha statue tera b khara kar deo
menu pta c menu pta c enj h bolega hun  :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:
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Re: The Secret
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2009, 03:03:29 AM »
Quote from: мιѕѕ 2010 on December 30, 2009, 03:00:16 AM
menu pta c menu pta c enj h bolega hun  :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:
:loll: 42kg weight wali nu hor ki bolna. tenu ta ma chakk ke puri marathon daur skda. menu yaad aaya sade ik yearly event haiga. its called "Wife Carrying Race" aadmi ja munda apni gharwali nu ja gf nu chak ke duar lande. 220 yard hondi. jehra winner honda onu 1year di beer supply free :lol: :lol: saare europe vicho lok aande participate karn
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Re: The Secret
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2009, 03:08:30 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 30, 2009, 03:03:29 AM
:loll: 42kg weight wali nu hor ki bolna. tenu ta ma chakk ke puri marathon daur skda. menu yaad aaya sade ik yearly event haiga. its called "Wife Carrying Race" aadmi ja munda apni gharwali nu ja gf nu chak ke duar lande. 220 yard hondi. jehra winner honda onu 1year di beer supply free :lol: :lol: saare europe vicho lok aande participate karn
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz je eh india ch hoea mera husband lucky hona.... :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: par ma ohnu kutungi bohat  :marro: :marro: :marro: je beer le ke aya  :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: The Secret
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2009, 03:18:48 AM »
Quote from: мιѕѕ 2010 on December 30, 2009, 03:08:30 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz je eh india ch hoea mera husband lucky hona.... :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: par ma ohnu kutungi bohat  :marro: :marro: :marro: je beer le ke aya  :hehe: :hehe:
:loll: beer market vich becho te paise naal 2nd honeymoon mana lena :laugh:
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Re: The Secret
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2009, 03:22:21 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 30, 2009, 03:18:48 AM
:loll: beer market vich becho te paise naal 2nd honeymoon mana lena :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: han eh gud aa  :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: The Secret
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2009, 03:38:40 AM »
Quote from: мιѕѕ 2010 on December 30, 2009, 03:22:21 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: han eh gud aa  :hehe: :hehe:
ma hamesha gud slah denda :lost:
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Re: The Secret
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2009, 03:39:49 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 30, 2009, 03:38:40 AM
ma hamesha gud slah denda :lost:
thanku ji tuhadi gud slah lai
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Re: The Secret
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2009, 03:42:44 AM »
Quote from: мιѕѕ 2010 on December 30, 2009, 03:39:49 AM
thanku ji tuhadi gud slah lai
no problem je. bill jan de end vich bhej dunga :happy:
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Re: The Secret
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2009, 03:57:09 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 30, 2009, 03:42:44 AM
no problem je. bill jan de end vich bhej dunga :happy:
acha ji te tusi gandase khan nu v tyar ho jayiyeo :marro: :marro:
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Re: The Secret
« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2009, 03:59:39 AM »
Quote from: мιѕѕ 2010 on December 30, 2009, 03:57:09 AM
acha ji te tusi gandase khan nu v tyar ho jayiyeo :marro: :marro:
gadasa da bill b vich hi add kar dau :laugh:
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Re: The Secret
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2009, 04:03:15 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 30, 2009, 03:59:39 AM
gadasa da bill b vich hi add kar dau :laugh:
tera nah kut bohat paini aa
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Re: The Secret
« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2009, 08:28:25 AM »
Quote from: мιѕѕ 2010 on December 30, 2009, 04:03:15 AM
tera nah kut bohat paini aa
:loll:kutt la bb jenna marji kutt la :happy:  ik din ta thak jana tu b kutt kutt ke
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Re: The Secret
« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2009, 11:19:35 PM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 30, 2009, 08:28:25 AM
:loll:kutt la bb jenna marji kutt la :happy:  ik din ta thak jana tu b kutt kutt ke
no  :huhh: ma nahi thankdi  :marro: :marro: :marro:  :hehe:
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