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The Secret of Longevity
« on: January 07, 2010, 05:30:13 PM »
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.

"I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled.

"My wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk.

"Gentlemen, I have been walking in the open air day after day for some 75 years now."
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The Secret of Longevity
« on: January 07, 2010, 05:30:13 PM »

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Re: The Secret of Longevity
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2010, 12:22:40 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 07, 2010, 05:30:13 PM
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.

"I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled.

"My wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk.

"Gentlemen, I have been walking in the open air day after day for some 75 years now."
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: gud aa
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Re: The Secret of Longevity
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2010, 01:42:55 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 08, 2010, 12:22:40 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: gud aa
bechare da hal b dekh :laugh: 75 saal to hava kha reha
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Re: The Secret of Longevity
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2010, 01:48:59 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 08, 2010, 01:42:55 AM
bechare da hal b dekh :laugh: 75 saal to hava kha reha
lai fer tandrusat v tan tahi aa  :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: The Secret of Longevity
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2010, 06:55:21 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 08, 2010, 01:48:59 AM
lai fer tandrusat v tan tahi aa  :hehe: :hehe:
tndrusti da mul v dekh bari mehngi haigi
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Re: The Secret of Longevity
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2010, 07:01:44 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 08, 2010, 06:55:21 AM
tndrusti da mul v dekh bari mehngi haigi
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:  pyar or jang ch sabh jayaj aa  :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: The Secret of Longevity
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2010, 07:03:52 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 08, 2010, 07:01:44 AM
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:  pyar or jang ch sabh jayaj aa  :hehe: :hehe:
bari glat philosophy haigi eh
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Re: The Secret of Longevity
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2010, 07:04:56 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 08, 2010, 07:03:52 AM
bari glat philosophy haigi eh
ma n kehndi sare kehnde aa  :hehe:
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Re: The Secret of Longevity
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2010, 07:06:25 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 08, 2010, 07:04:56 AM
ma n kehndi sare kehnde aa  :hehe:
saare b glt ho skde
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Re: The Secret of Longevity
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2010, 07:07:48 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 08, 2010, 07:06:25 AM
saare b glt ho skde
tu h sai ho skda bs  :lost:
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Re: The Secret of Longevity
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2010, 07:10:48 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 08, 2010, 07:07:48 AM
tu h sai ho skda bs  :lost:
ik cheej nu sahi prove krn li ma koi glt kam no sahi kida bol danwa. love teek aa ho janda, war b ho jandi par ede li koi glat kam karna galt hi hai teek ni
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Re: The Secret of Longevity
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2010, 07:13:01 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 08, 2010, 07:10:48 AM
ik cheej nu sahi prove krn li ma koi glt kam no sahi kida bol danwa. love teek aa ho janda, war b ho jandi par ede li koi glat kam karna galt hi hai teek ni
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: haye mere laal gallan tan dekho ehdea  :pagel:
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Re: The Secret of Longevity
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2010, 07:14:41 AM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 08, 2010, 07:13:01 AM
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: haye mere laal gallan tan dekho ehdea  :pagel:
kyon meria galla vich dimple pende :lost:
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Re: The Secret of Longevity
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2010, 11:07:08 PM »
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: gallan batan ju idiot..... :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: meri gallan te painda dimple dhyan nal vekho tan pata lagda  :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: The Secret of Longevity
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2010, 09:45:41 PM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 08, 2010, 11:07:08 PM
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: gallan batan ju idiot..... :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: meri gallan te painda dimple dhyan nal vekho tan pata lagda  :hehe: :hehe:
:loll: pimple nu dimple dassi jandi
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Re: The Secret of Longevity
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2010, 08:59:00 PM »
vadiya vadiya bahrli hawa ve khani chahidi  :loll:
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Re: The Secret of Longevity
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2010, 11:30:53 PM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 09, 2010, 09:45:41 PM
:loll: pimple nu dimple dassi jandi
chuppe  dimple v painda huuhh  :huhh:
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Re: The Secret of Longevity
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2010, 10:34:19 PM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 10, 2010, 11:30:53 PM
chuppe  dimple v painda huuhh  :huhh:
:loll: kuria dimple da bra shauk rakdia. painda hove ja na kah dendia penda aa
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Re: The Secret of Longevity
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2010, 10:49:46 PM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 12, 2010, 10:34:19 PM
:loll: kuria dimple da bra shauk rakdia. painda hove ja na kah dendia penda aa
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: par mere penda aa
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Re: The Secret of Longevity
« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2010, 10:54:25 PM »
Quote from: тєяι נααη on January 12, 2010, 10:49:46 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: par mere penda aa
na v penda hoi ta pava dauga tere..plastic surgery kara dena
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