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The Best Law Enforcement
« on: November 23, 2009, 05:48:39 PM »
The LAPD, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it — including the rabbit — and make no apologies. “The rabbit had it coming.”

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, “Okay, okay, I’m a rabbit, I’m a rabbit.”


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The Best Law Enforcement
« on: November 23, 2009, 05:48:39 PM »

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Re: The Best Law Enforcement
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2009, 01:00:04 AM »
punjab police ala hesaab ho gea eh tan  :hehe:

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Re: The Best Law Enforcement
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2009, 01:05:31 AM »
aho jad punjab police sher fadan jandi aa
ta oh gidad nu fad ke leyange and kutt kutt ke sadai kar denge
te kahunge " Keh mei sher aa "  :hehe:

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Re: The Best Law Enforcement
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2009, 01:07:21 AM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: bilkul sai..fer tan v keh davan..ma jhansi di rani aa  :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Best Law Enforcement
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2009, 03:01:07 AM »
punjab police ala hesaab ho gea eh tan  :hehe:
lagda punjab police ne v cali vich training li

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Re: The Best Law Enforcement
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2009, 03:02:38 AM »
aho jad punjab police sher fadan jandi aa
ta oh gidad nu fad ke leyange and kutt kutt ke sadai kar denge
te kahunge " Keh mei sher aa "  :hehe:
enna modern hai punjab police? cali nal competition kardi :wait:

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Re: The Best Law Enforcement
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2009, 03:03:52 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: bilkul sai..fer tan v keh davan..ma jhansi di rani aa  :lol: :lol:
hehehe kha li punjab police di mar tusi v :happy:

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Re: The Best Law Enforcement
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2009, 03:07:21 AM »
hehehe kha li punjab police di mar tusi v :happy:
hehehheh nah punjabi movies ch vekhiyea aa  :pagel:

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Re: The Best Law Enforcement
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2009, 06:32:02 AM »
hehehheh nah punjabi movies ch vekhiyea aa  :pagel:
I have never seen a punjabi movie. Some hindi movies yes. Last hindi movie i watched was "Black" and i liked it.

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Re: The Best Law Enforcement
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2009, 06:33:41 AM »
I have never seen a punjabi movie. Some hindi movies yes. Last hindi movie i watched was "Black" and i liked it.
purani punjabi movie vekhi..MH1 channel te hass hass kamla hojega :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

badla jatti da
jatt di dsuhmani :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: The Best Law Enforcement
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2009, 06:36:04 AM »
purani punjabi movie vekhi..MH1 channel te hass hass kamla hojega :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

badla jatti da
jatt di dsuhmani :laugh: :laugh:
  :loll: changi advice de menu..has has ke kamla ni hona mein.. apne val dekh ki hal hoia hai tra

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« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2009, 06:37:23 AM »
  :loll: changi advice de menu..has has ke kamla ni hona mein.. apne val dekh ki hal hoia hai tra
theek aa teri marji.... :huhh:
nahi hasna nah hass..vadiyea avdi kitaba ch

u r jus lyk mah best buddy
i hate ju  :angr: :angr: :angr:

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Re: The Best Law Enforcement
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2009, 06:38:37 AM »
theek aa teri marji.... :huhh:
nahi hasna nah hass..vadiyea avdi kitaba ch

u r jus lyk mah best buddy
i hate ju  :angr: :angr: :angr:
ya u already told me u hate guys

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Re: The Best Law Enforcement
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2009, 06:39:41 AM »
ya u already told me u hate guys
pta n ki bande aa apne app nu  :huhh:

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Re: The Best Law Enforcement
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2009, 06:41:24 AM »
pta n ki bande aa apne app nu  :huhh:
mein police chief hunda ta tenu cop bharti kar lenda.

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« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2009, 06:42:24 AM »
mein police chief hunda ta tenu cop bharti kar lenda.
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« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2009, 06:44:44 AM »
tu escape route jandi :happy:
TERE KOLO H SIKHE AA :pagel:

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« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2009, 06:52:34 AM »
TERE KOLO H SIKHE AA :pagel:
haan tuhanu follow kita c escape route te. par tusi labe hi ni pata ni kithe gum ho gaye

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« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2009, 06:58:02 AM »
haan tuhanu follow kita c escape route te. par tusi labe hi ni pata ni kithe gum ho gaye
tenu n kdi labhdi  :huhh:

 

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