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Y "BB":
Who is clever? Teacher or student?
 
One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn't
Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.
 
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as
dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean
and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their
return the tyre of their  car burst and they had to push the car all
the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the
test.
 
So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They
thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.
 
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that
as this was a Special Condition Test, All four  were required to sit
in separate classrooms for the test.
 
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
  Q.1. Your Name........ ......... ......... (2 MARKS)
  Q.2. Which tyre burst ?........... ....(98 MARKS)
  a) Front Left
  b) Front Right
  c) Back Left
  d) Back Right.....!!!


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Nav Braich:
2050:
1st std ka bacha apni miss se kehta hai.
main app ko kaisa lagta hoon?

Miss: so sweet !

Bacha: to phir main apne ammi abbu ko app k ghar kab bhejun.

Miss: wo kyon?

Bacha: taa k wo hmari baat aage chalayen,

Miss: ye kya bakwaas hai !

Bacha: tution parnhe k liye ..

janki_munda:
very nice joke

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