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« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2014, 01:09:38 AM »
Haha Maanjta Bahiyan De Patile Taran...

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Punjabi te Padhai
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2014, 01:03:07 PM »
Madrasi asks PUNJABI :- Ek bat puchu.?

PUNJABI :- Pucho pucho

Madrasi :- punjabiyon ka padhai me dhyan kyu nahi lagta..?

Punjabi:- kyuki...

PADHAAI sirf do wajah se hoti hai-

1: Shouk se
2: Dar se

faltu shouk punjabi paalte nahi or darte to kisi ke baap se bhi nahi...

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Re: Punjabi te Padhai
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2014, 01:27:25 PM »
yaar punjabi ta pehla ni parhde utto hwa deyi jane oo :D: :D:

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Re: Punjabi te Padhai
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2014, 03:42:26 PM »
bas eda de joke/song/poetry ne punjabi badnam kite prhai de masle ch

yaar punjabi ta pehla ni parhde utto hwa deyi jane oo :D: :D:
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ethey bahut sare punjabi a jo changa parhde a...jina nu prhai da shonk a

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Re: Punjabi te Padhai
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2014, 05:08:15 PM »
:hehe: looo

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Re: Punjabi te Padhai
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2014, 11:05:35 PM »
biba ji main kudiyan di gall ni kiti.. saade wargeyan di kiti aa... ;)

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Re: Punjabi te Padhai
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2014, 11:12:10 PM »
heheheh
punjbai pehle ee nlayak cc
tusi hor fookk shakaati

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Re: Punjabi te Padhai
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2014, 11:18:53 PM »
heheheh
punjbai pehle ee nlayak cc
tusi hor fookk shakaati

haha 22 ji emotion bahar aage

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ਮੋਢੇ ਤੇ ਪਜਾਮਾ
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2014, 11:22:44 PM »
ਕੱਲ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਜਿੰਨੀ ਮਰਜ਼ੀ ਕੋਸ਼ਿਸ ਕਰ ਲਈਂ ਤੂੰ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਭੁੱਲ ਨਈਂ ਸਕਦਾ !!!!!

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Re: Punjabi te Padhai
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2014, 04:22:04 PM »
:loll:
sarr gia  :whew:

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Re: ਮੋਢੇ ਤੇ ਪਜਾਮਾ
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2014, 04:27:00 PM »
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: asi colge class loni bhul jande aa  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Re: ਮੋਢੇ ਤੇ ਪਜਾਮਾ
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2014, 11:48:26 PM »

Hahaha...eh tan normal gall aa 22

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Re: ਮੋਢੇ ਤੇ ਪਜਾਮਾ
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2014, 04:49:52 AM »
Lo karlo gheeo nu bhaanda

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Re: ਮੋਢੇ ਤੇ ਪਜਾਮਾ
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2014, 11:39:52 PM »
Patila kar lvan 22...
Lo karlo gheeo nu bhaanda
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Re: Punjabi te Padhai
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2014, 12:59:26 AM »
खास कर लड़किया जरूर पढ़े ।.
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अगर आप लोगो के मोबाइल नंबर पर
अगर कोई लड़का फालतु की कॉल
या मिस्ड कॉल करता है तो,
डरने की जरूरत नही,
बस इतना ही करें !
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उसका मोबाइल नंबर OLX पर डाल कर
पोस्ट कर दो iphone-5, केवल पाँच
हजार रुपए मे.
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कसम से जितने कॉल आपको उसने किए
होंगे, उससे ज्यादा उसे आएँगे.   :bachke:

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Re: Punjabi te Padhai
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2014, 01:41:29 AM »
agla thane leju wid prof :D: :D:

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mai apne dosta nal eve bhut kitta :D: :D:

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Re: Punjabi te Padhai
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2014, 02:33:05 AM »
agla thane leju wid prof :D: :D:

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mai apne dosta nal eve bhut kitta :D: :D:
hahaha.. mtlb vadde ghar de darshan kr rkhe aa

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Re: Punjabi te Padhai
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2014, 08:57:20 AM »
Media can Kill a king

A servant enrolled his donkey in a race & won.
Local paper read: 'SERVANT's ASS WON'.
king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey.
He gave the donkey to the queen. The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".
The king fainted.
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.
Next day paper read:
"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10".
This was too much,
KING ordered the queen to buy back the donkey & leave it to d jungle. The next day Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE"
The king died next day!

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Re: Punjabi te Padhai
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2014, 09:03:37 AM »
This is hilarious!! :hehe: 

 

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