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҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **on:** January 22, 2011, 06:30:10 PM »

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** January 22, 2011, 06:30:10 PM »

Nav Braich · « **Reply #1 on:** January 22, 2011, 06:35:33 PM »

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

gud one ele

҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #2 on:** January 22, 2011, 06:41:54 PM »

Quote from: |• Navi Braich •| ® on January 22, 2011, 06:35:33 PM

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

gud one ele

I'm still laughing.

Nav Braich · « **Reply #3 on:** January 22, 2011, 06:47:57 PM »

haveing a hope to gets some more jokes from ur side ... lukks pj is getting better than before.

҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #4 on:** January 22, 2011, 06:52:21 PM »

Quote from: |• Navi Braich •| ® on January 22, 2011, 06:47:57 PM

haveing a hope to gets some more jokes from ur side ... lukks pj is getting better than before.

You're welcome. :mean:

Kudrat Kaur · « **Reply #5 on:** January 22, 2011, 07:13:53 PM »

This was funny.. :hehe:

title of post was bit dangerous though.. :pagel:

҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #6 on:** January 22, 2011, 07:20:08 PM »

Quote from: * Punjab Kaur * on January 22, 2011, 07:13:53 PM

This was funny.. :hehe:

title of post was bit dangerous though.. :pagel:

Dangerous how?

N@@R · « **Reply #7 on:** January 22, 2011, 07:34:45 PM »

omg its so funny :laugh: :laugh:

҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #8 on:** January 22, 2011, 07:42:46 PM »

Yes it is.

♥Simmo♥ · « **Reply #9 on:** January 22, 2011, 08:10:50 PM »

lmaooooooo :Laugh:

i read da title n i was like oh noo :omg: :omg: hahahah n wen i actually read it i was like oh mannn shes a goner till it ended :pagel: hhahaha good stuff elle

dt was hilarious :excited:
kkeep it up !!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #10 on:** January 23, 2011, 04:25:10 AM »

Quote from: ♥ Sahiba ♥ on January 22, 2011, 08:10:50 PM

lmaooooooo :Laugh:

i read da title n i was like oh noo :omg: :omg: hahahah n wen i actually read it i was like oh mannn shes a goner till it ended :pagel: hhahaha good stuff elle

dt was hilarious :excited:
kkeep it up !!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Aight aight. :dumlak: