Four guys were telling stories in a bar. One guy leaves to go to the restroom.
Three guys are left... The first guy says, "I was worried that my son was going
to be a loser because he started out washing cars for a local dealership. Turns
out that he got a break, they made him a salesman, and he sold so many cars that
he bought the dealership. In fact, he's so successful that he just gave his best
friend a new Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy says, "I was worried about my son too because he started out
raking leaves for a realtor. Turns out HE got a break, they made him a
commissioned salesman, and he eventually bought the real estate firm. In fact
he's so successful that he just gave his best friend a new house for his
birthday."
The third guy says, "Yeah, I hear you. MY son started out sweeping floors in a
brokerage firm. Well, HE got a break, they made HIM a broker, and now he owns
the brokerage firm. In fact, he's so rich that he just gave HIS best friend $1
million in stock for his birthday."
The fourth guy comes back from the restroom. The first three explain that they
are telling stories about their kids so he says, "Well, I'm embarrassed to admit
that my son IS a major disappointment. He started out as a hairdresser and is
STILL a hairdresser after 15 years. In fact I just found out that he's gay and
has SEVERAL boyfriends. But I try to look at the bright side; his boyfriends
just bought him a new Mercedes, a new house and $1 million in stock for his
birthday."