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Some Punjabi Jokes

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Joginder Singh:
Santa Singh - Safola oil to de diya bhaiya. Iske sath ka gift nahin diya.
Shopkeeper - Iske sath koyi gift nahin hai.
Santa Singh - Ullu matt banao ismein likha hai "Cholesterol Free"

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Santa Singh : Aaj mere kutte ne anda diya hai.
Banta Singh : Paagal hua hai kya, kutta kabse anda dene laga.
Santa Singh : Yeh mera style hai. Maine apni murgi ka naam "Kutta" rakha hai.

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3 sardar bed par so rahe the.
Teeno ko jagah kam par rahi thi.
1 sardar bed se neeche sone chala gaya.
Tabhi dusra sardar bola.
''Ab jagah ho gayi hai upar aa jaa!"

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When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive."

Read more: http://www.funbull.com/jokes/sardar-jokes.asp

Jas Kirat:
Ridiculous  yaar eda sardaara te jokes na banaya karo . Tuhanu sirf sardar hi milde aa loka nu murakh dikhon layi. And santa banta di real story pado fer jokes banayo ohna te . :anger:

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