Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Pappu: 13th October
Which year?
Pappu: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR




Manager asked to Pappu at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 15 letters in it?
Pappu replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

                
After returning back from a foreign trip, Pappu asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Pappu: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

              

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Pappu: Any great man born in this  village???
Pappu: no sir, only small Babies!!!
                      

            



Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Pappu writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is
Jayanthi.


          



When Pappu was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver  adjusted mirror. Pappu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.


        


Interviewer: just imagine you  are  in 3rd floor, it caught fire  and how will you escape?
Pappu : its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!