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╞→Ʈ৸ę ਦੇਸੀ ਜੁਲੀਅਟ←╡ · « **on:** January 27, 2009, 01:18:24 PM »

No Ears
A guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."

Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."

2nd guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."

Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."

This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out."

3rd guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."

The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"

3rd guy "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on." :bes: :bes: ")) hih

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** January 27, 2009, 01:18:24 PM »

ƁΔƘΓΔ · « **Reply #1 on:** January 27, 2009, 01:24:19 PM »

haha vadiya aa.

Mein ik patey di gal dasda, oh interviewer Gangsta Jatti si.

╞→Ʈ৸ę ਦੇਸੀ ਜੁਲੀਅਟ←╡ · « **Reply #2 on:** January 27, 2009, 01:26:59 PM »

Quote from: punjabisingh on January 27, 2009, 01:24:19 PM

haha vadiya aa.

Mein ik patey di gal dasda, oh interviewer Gangsta Jatti si.

MAIN INTERVIEO KARDI C JA MERI HONDI C CUZ I DO GOT EAT ND MA EYE SIGHT IS DAM GUD I DNT WEAR LENZ OR ANKA SO HMM JALDI DASSO ")) ")) "))

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