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punjabi jokes........................
« on: March 31, 2009, 02:13:26 AM »
je computer windows PUNJABI vich hundi taa.......

Send=satto

Insert=pao

Download=thalle lao

Delete=mitti pao

Run=Nassu

Search=Labbo

ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao................... :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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punjabi jokes........................
« on: March 31, 2009, 02:13:26 AM »

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Re: punjabi jokes........................
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2009, 02:19:46 AM »


*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tusi nahe ta mei v nahe,
mei nahe ta tusi v nahe…

*Love after Marriage*
“kanjra”…Ajj tu nahe ya me nahe................ :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: punjabi jokes........................
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2009, 02:29:47 AM »
ahaha mainu second walla bahout changa lagga. =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

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Re: punjabi jokes........................
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2009, 02:40:09 AM »
 Dear dost!
...... Je kade tera ikale da panga 10 bandiyan nal pe jave ta mainu bula lai.

dost:oh kyu...????

......Main kade kise de kut paindi ni dekhi...  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: punjabi jokes........................
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2009, 02:46:24 AM »
santa da dil non veg khan nu kita.

Oh hotel vich ja ke chicken order karda hai.

Waiter: French or Spanish?

Santa: Jehra marji lai aa yaar, mein kehra gallan karnian ne.

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Re: punjabi jokes........................
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2009, 02:50:26 AM »
1 bacha:  he rabb Punjab nu America di capital bana de.
plz plz plz…
plz plz plz…
plz plz plz…

dost: Par kyun???

bacha: Kyunki main paper vich likh aaya han................ :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: punjabi jokes........................
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2009, 12:34:09 AM »
 =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>wah sweet jiiii

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Re: punjabi jokes........................
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2009, 01:08:58 AM »
fanku ji......................

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Re: punjabi jokes........................
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2009, 01:19:44 AM »
wc ji

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Re: punjabi jokes........................
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2009, 03:49:10 AM »
bus chali.....
jhataka lagya
ik munda ik kuri te ja digiya
kudi boli- battameez ki kar reha hain
munda kehnda- ji punjab university to b.a. final

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Re: punjabi jokes........................
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2009, 04:10:35 AM »
hahah lolzzz pakka fail hoyu

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Re: punjabi jokes........................
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2009, 08:25:34 AM »
lolzzzzzzz.................. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

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