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Doctor n patient
« on: April 18, 2014, 02:32:17 PM »
Doctor : i am sorry.
Opration k waqt Rubber k Gloves
aapke pet me reh gaye.
dobara opration karna hoga.
Patient : abey, pagal he kya?
ye le 20 rupaye
naya le le...
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Doctor n patient
« on: April 18, 2014, 02:32:17 PM »

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Re: Doctor n patient
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2014, 11:21:23 PM »
Dekh bai vishu sya tainu yaar agge v kiha c tu idda de jokes na sunaya kar mazaak karna changi gall aa bt mzaak udauna changi gall ni ithe koi bache ni khedan aunde sare mature person aunde aa so koi vadia content sunaya kar aah jwaka vale jokes naa paya kar bohte. Hun te tera joke edit kar ditta aa bt nxt time aisa koi v topic remove kitta jauga bina kise gallbaat de. Dhanwaad aa
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Re: Doctor n patient
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2014, 11:24:43 PM »
karme vire dp cho  khaada ho k samjh aehnu yr inj nahi kehi da
nhi dujy lot samjh de :D: :D:
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Re: Doctor n patient
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2014, 12:17:13 PM »
dhanwad Karamveer Sehan 22...
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Pappu Nd Santa In A Football Stadium..
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2014, 08:55:22 PM »

Pappu - : Paji,
Ye Log Ball Se Kya Kr Rhe Hai?
Santa : Goal Kr Rhe Hain!!!
Pappu - :"Lekin Paji,
Ball To Pehle Se Gol Hai ,
Or Kitni Gol Krenge?"
 :D:
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Re: Pappu Nd Santa In A Football Stadium..
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2014, 11:22:24 PM »
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:  wa kya post payi aww  :thaa: :thaa: :thaa: :thaa: :D: :D:
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Re: Pappu Nd Santa In A Football Stadium..
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2014, 11:26:57 PM »
knjra  :thaa: :smile: :excited: :D:
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Three Days After Easter
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2014, 03:59:13 AM »

Following the resurrection, the disciples were still scattered about Jerusalem and the surrounding villages.

John finds Peter and runs up to him. Excitedly he says, "Peter, Peter! I've got some good news and some bad news."

Peter takes ahold of John and calms him down. "Take it easy, John. What is it? What's the good news?"

John says, "The good news is Christ is risen."

Peter says, "That's great! But, what's the bad news?"

John, looking around, says, "He's really steamed about last Friday."

 :D: :D:
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bhukad kha ke ......
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2014, 07:57:06 AM »
Jatt Dhabe te chaa pin rukya te naal ek chamcha bhuki da kha lya.....
chaa aale ne Jatt nu puchya ki 22 ji aa ki khayi jane ho.?
Jatt kenda bhuki khayi jana tu khani aa..?
chaa aala kenda ki honda 22 ji aah kha ke.?
Jatt kenda 1 chamcha kha ke dupe khad ja
tenu aaye lagu jiven mee payi janda.... :D: :D:
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Re: bhukad kha ke ......
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2014, 09:47:05 AM »
 akha bharisht lal bhukad kha k :D:
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Re: bhukad kha ke ......
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2014, 01:37:38 PM »
hehe  :D:
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meha khaternak student....
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2014, 01:50:20 PM »
Teacher: What is a verb?
Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.

Teacher: What are you saying?.
Student: It is a complete sentence.

Teacher: Are you mad?.
Student: It is a question.

Teacher: Don't be silly.
Student: It is an advice.

Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Student: It is a command.

Teacher: You are an idiot.
Student: It is an insult!.

Teacher: Get out of my class.
Student: It is an order!

Teacher: Oh my God! What a shame!
Student: It is an exclamation.

Teacher: May God have mercy on you.
Student: It is a prayer sir! :p  :D: :laugh:
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Fill up d blanks..
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2014, 04:00:48 PM »
1) Ur Name ________
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Birbal Kaun Tha
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2014, 04:14:32 PM »
Sir - "Birbal Kaun Tha?"
Student - "Pata Nahi Sir"
Sir - "Padhaai Par Dhyaan Do To Na Pata Chale"
Student - "Pramod, Vicky, Gaurav Kaun Hai?"
Sir - "Mujhe Kya Pata"
Student - "Beti Par Dhyaan Do To Na Pata Chale". :D: :D: :D:
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Re: Birbal Kaun Tha
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2014, 01:20:03 AM »
:loll:



main chhote hunde ne birbal dia badia stories sunia si... damn... he was my role model at that time 8->  :okk:
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Re: meha khaternak student....
« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2014, 01:23:28 PM »
 :D: bai bada e chaatu kism da c :D:
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Re: meha khaternak student....
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2014, 01:45:08 AM »
mante ho ke ni   :D: :D:
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Re: Birbal Kaun Tha
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2014, 01:48:09 AM »
hehe  :he:
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Re: meha khaternak student....
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2014, 08:06:57 AM »
Quote from: V!$|-|U on April 27, 2014, 01:50:20 PM
Teacher: What is a verb?
Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.

:dnk: really
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Re: meha khaternak student....
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2014, 09:37:01 AM »
Teacher to sleepy boy: Who invented steam engine?
Boy: What sir!
Teacher: yes correct it's james watt.
Moral: sleeping improves mind.
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