Author Topic: Sante ne Moral ki kadea? (Read 916 times)

^_^ ωαнℓα ^_^ · « **on:** June 05, 2010, 01:25:33 PM »

1) Santa- Main +2 me tha wo 9thme thi
Main +2 me tha wo M.A me thi
Main +2 me tha wo PhD kar rahi thi
Aaj uski shadi hai aur mera +2 ka paper hai
Moral-
tu badli so var asi ik var ne badle....

2)Computer tchr ask d kid:-wat r d 3 latest versions of java?
Kid says:- Marjava.. Mitjava.. Lutjava.. ishq mein dil kya jaan bhi naam tere kar java... java...

3)Dr :-: Pagal Se
" Tum pagal kaise hue??
Pagal -: Maine 1 vidhva se shadi ki,
Uski jwan beti se mere Baap ne shadi ki,
To meri vo beti meri Maa ban gai,
Unke ghar beti hui to vo meri bahan hui,,
Magar main uski nani ka shohar tha Isliye wo meri nawasi b hui,,
ISi tarah mera beta apni dadi ka Bhai Ban gya,,or main apne bete ka bhanja ,,Aur mera baap mera Damad ban gya aur mera beta apne Dada Ka sala ban gya,..
.Aur......Aur.....

Dr:- Abey chup kr Saale mujhe b pagal krega??

4)1 Ladke ne
1 Ladki se
Uska Name Pucha
Ladki ne kaha meri scooty k piche
likha hai.
Scooty k piche likha tha
7.3
4.3
9.3
2.1

(solve krna ta kar lavo nahi rehan davo, evhe dimag thoda kharaab krna chahida :hehe:)

Author Topic: Sante ne Moral ki kadea? (Read 916 times)

^_^ ωαнℓα ^_^

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