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Santa went to
« on: December 01, 2007, 09:05:31 AM »
• Santa went to international cooking contest. When judges came to him, he was moving spoon in empty kadhai.
Judge asked: Kya bana rahe ho?
Santa: FUDDU…
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Santa went to
« on: December 01, 2007, 09:05:31 AM »

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Re: Santa went to
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2008, 04:58:35 AM »
Once a train was moving on the railway line. Suddenly the train got down from the railway line and started moving into the fields.
The passengers got angry and decided to punish the train driver.
When the train stopped, all the passengers came to the driver and asked:"Why did you take the train off the track into the fields."
Driver: A man came in front and was standing on the railway line.
Passeners: Why did you risk the life of so many passengers in order to save the life of one man.You should have driven the train on that man.
Driver: I was going to do this only but the man ran towards the field.
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Re: Santa went to
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2008, 06:14:54 AM »
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!"


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Re: Santa went to
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2008, 06:30:53 AM »
Maine tujse pyar kiya saraswati samjke,
Maine tujse pyaar kiya saraswati samaj ke,
tere baap ne mujhe pita bakri samaj ke.
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Re: Santa went to
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2008, 06:22:04 AM »
Ek baar Baankelaal TV kahreedne electronics saamaan ke dukaan pe gaya.
Baankelaal (dukaandaar se) : Kya aap ke paas color TV hai?
Dukaandaar (baankelaal se) : Jee haan !!
Baankelaal : Kripaya mujhe hara wala de dijiye
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Re: Santa went to
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2008, 05:54:16 AM »
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha.
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Re: Santa went to
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2008, 01:53:12 AM »
Santa: So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?

Banta: Yes- their dog is our dog's brother.
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Re: Santa went to
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2008, 10:55:37 PM »
Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.
ENGLISHMAN : What is this?

CIRCUIT : Bread India

Circuit then open the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN : What is this?

CIRCUIT : Sweet India With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks ?
ENGLISHMAN : What is that?
CIRCUIT : Air India

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Re: Santa went to
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2008, 11:56:19 AM »
deepu jano miss u nd ashuu wehre r u dfa hunya
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Re: Santa went to
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2008, 12:43:36 AM »
Santa: Doc Saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?

Doc: Haan, bilkul.

Santa: To phir theek hai doc Saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
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Re: Santa went to
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2008, 12:44:16 AM »
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.

Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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Re: Santa went to
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2008, 12:55:36 AM »
AHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHA LOLZZ
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Re: Santa went to
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2008, 01:00:16 AM »
 :;) :;) :;) :;) :;)
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Re: Santa went to
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2008, 01:01:59 AM »
Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!
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Re: Santa went to
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2008, 01:03:27 AM »
AHJHAHAHAHAHA HAAHAH BACHRA ASHIQ AHAHHAHA
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Re: Santa went to
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2008, 01:05:07 AM »
 Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;)
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Re: Santa went to
« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2008, 05:20:14 AM »
Quote from: Punjaban.Jatti on June 08, 2008, 01:01:59 AM
Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!



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