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« on: January 10, 2008, 10:48:58 PM »
Sante ne STD vale de 2 thapar lagaye te phone karan lagga. Pucho kioooo? Kioo ki STD te likhya c “Fone karan to pehle 2 lagao”
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Re: Santa
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2008, 05:26:57 AM »
Santa goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, 'Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?' To this the man replies,
' Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai,'Wash Basin'
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Re: Santa
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2008, 04:53:09 AM »
Mrs Banta phoned Banta in the office and said: "Darling, come home early, we are going to have my mother for dinner."

"Good" replied Banta, "make sure she`s prepared well".
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Re: Santa
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2008, 04:55:24 AM »
Once Santa Singh, the psychiatrist, met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you are dead."

But you see I'm alive, smiled the friend.

Impossible, said Santa Singh. The man who told me is much more reliable than you.
 
[/glow]  hih hih hih
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Re: Santa
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2008, 06:10:59 AM »
Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon



 hih hih hih n1n hih hih
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Re: Santa
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2008, 03:38:02 AM »
apple sath laya hu.. hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: Santa
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2008, 04:52:29 AM »
 hih hih hih hih hih


Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.



 hih hih hih n1n :;) Balle; hih hih hih
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Re: Santa
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2008, 04:55:18 AM »
Santa singh shows up at his friend Banta Singh's Place in a Brand New - Red Ferarri.
Banta: Wow Banta, ke gaddi hai (What a car)Kithon laiye (where did you get it from)
Santa:Main highway te lift mung reha se ... Gori Mem aaee te meine kende "want a ride Mr. Singh" I hopped in, and she took me to the woods. Once in woods she got outside took off clothes and said to me "Mr Singh. take anything"

Banta is quite excited and asks "tu ke keeta Santa "
Santa: Mian gaddi lai layee. (I took the car)
Banta: Changa keeta kapde tenu fit bhi nahi aane se (good showyou wouldn't have fit into her clothes)
 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: Santa
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2008, 05:00:35 AM »
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih

lolzzz very funny..thanx for sharing..keep it up.


 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: Santa
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2008, 05:02:29 AM »
 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: Santa
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2008, 05:06:03 AM »
The Sardarni asked her lover, Santa Singh

Santa Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?

Sure replied Santa What's your phone number?
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Re: Santa
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2008, 05:06:41 AM »
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!


 hih hih hih hih hih huh1: w39: hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: Santa
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2008, 06:30:14 AM »
Manzil ki taraf badte chalo............
Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno............
Peeche walo ko aage na aane do...............
aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo.........................
Tabhi ek achhe truck driver banoge..............................
 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: Santa
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2008, 01:07:17 AM »
Sweet Naaz boli deewane ko tujhe Swimming aati hai ????

Deewana : nahi

Sweet NAaz : Tere se to kute ache hain

Deewana : tuje swwimming aaati hai

Sweet NAaz : yes

Deewana: Phir tuj mein aur kutto mein kiya faraq hai.... hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: Santa
« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2008, 02:26:42 AM »
Santa Singh saw that his friend Banta Singh was very depressed. "What happened ?" asked Santa. "Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . " "How come ?" "Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and Pakistan was being shown live on TV. I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet." " But that's only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?" " Yaar, I bet on the highlights too"
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Re: Santa
« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2008, 03:53:23 AM »
MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money.
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