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Santa singh....sardar
« on: March 10, 2009, 07:06:38 PM »
Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai .... :Laugh:

Sardar ji;
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.... :hehe: :hehe:

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!

Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..." :hehe: :Laugh:

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Santa singh....sardar
« on: March 10, 2009, 07:06:38 PM »

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Re: Santa singh....sardar
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2009, 11:06:29 PM »
heer, sardar te koi jokes nahi banouniya tainu pata nahi :angry:



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Re: Santa singh....sardar
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2009, 12:21:26 AM »
hahah lolz pendu tu kyn gusse huna ..tere te ni banaye .... :hehe:

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Re: Santa singh....sardar
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2009, 02:52:09 AM »
yaar fer vi jatti sare punjabiyaa nu gussa aounad aa. tu sadi muh te hi bejati karti aa. no jokes on punjabis plzzz

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Re: Santa singh....sardar
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2009, 03:17:20 PM »
tu kaada punjabi je tenua apne aap te hassna ni aundaaaaaaaa :-)

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Re: Santa singh....sardar
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2009, 04:08:16 PM »
main sehmat wa yamle nal nd pendu nal..... heer na karea karo eda...sanu beganea nal ta larna pe he reha apni identity lai par apnea nal ni larea jana...... rabb:) rabb:) rabb:) rabb:)

hope tusi samjho gey ess gall nu.... jado sardar di bejti hundi mere guru di bejti hundi kio k ovi sardar si mere dade mere dady sare bajurag v sardar si...sardar makhol de pattar nai par han izazat de hakdar jaroor ney... ser de ke sardarian laian ney.....

sabu kurian di sath di bohat lor aa... kio k tusi sadi aglee peerhi nu taiar karna sardar banan lai.......



i know heer tuade dil ch eda da kuch v nai si..tuade lai it was jst a simple joke....
par jo main likhea oda hora te asar ho sakda hna......??
so plzz mind na kareo....a gall tuanu ek dost ney he samjhai a..... hug:) hug:)


 

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